My Incredible Life: Day #1
My Droid Incredible wakes me up with a custom alarm. I use it to check the weather, and plan my clothing accordingly. As I get dressed, I use my favorite Twitter client to inform my followers of my incredibly stylish outfit.
As I enjoy my breakfast I read the news on my Droid Incredible-that way I'll have something to make small talk about to people I meet throughout the day. I wash my dishes, hop on my bike and ride to school-but WAIT! On the way there, I witness an accident-a beautiful woman is hit by a car! What's worse, the car starts to drive away! Quickly, I whip out my phone, and take a picture of the car-thanks to my 8MP camera, using the pinch-to-zoom function, I can discern the make, model and license plate number of the car! The jerk driver won't get away this time!
Then I call 911 using voice dialing to report the accident. I jump off my bike and use my first aid app to assess the damage and treat the victim accordingly-she's just my age, and incredibly attractive. I use the search button to find several lawyers in the area, and copy their contact info into a message. Once the woman calms down, I get her number and send her the contact info of the lawyers along with the picture of the car that drove away so that she can sue them blind. The ambulance arrives and they find that other than severe bruising and a few scrapes, she is fine. She thanks me repeatedly, and hugs me before I get back on my bike to get to school. I tweet: "Just helped the HOTTEST woman ever after a car accident! Crazy day!"
I walk in late for class and my Human Anatomy professor looks livid. I've missed the quiz, and she sternly says "Late again? No retakes this time." and continues teaching. I forgot to study last night too...dang! I use my phone's PDF viewer to study the last class's notes anyway, and after class I tell my professor what happened. I show her the picture of the car, and the message I sent to the girl-she says she's impressed by my incredible passion for helping others and allows me to retake the quiz, which I ace thanks to my studying in class.
While heading to the nearest Einstien's for a quick lunch bagel, I get a text from the girl: "Thank you so much for helping me today...you were incredible. My name's Erika...would you like to get coffee with me tonight?" My heart is racing! The hottest woman ever just asked me out!!! Time for a facebook mobile status update: "BEST DAY EVER!!!"
The rest of my classes seem to just DRAG by as the anticipation for the big coffee date mounts. I pass the time through Statistics by trying out some games recommended on Android Central. On my way home, I notice a Bentley pass by. I catch up to it at the next light, and as I wait the rear right window rolls down. A man in a suit and sunglasses says in a New York accent, "Ay kid-where can I get a decent cup of koaffee? My idiot driva is loahst again." Strange...but I reply "Just a second, sir..." I voice search coffee shops and give him directions. "Tanks kid-heah, compensation foah ya troubles" With two fingers he tosses me a folded up bill out the window as it rolls up and the car pulls away. I grab and unfold the bill...$100!!! Yes!!! This day is just...(yeah, you know)
I go home, check my task manager app and start doing things. This gets a little exhausting so I grab a Red Bull from the fridge-so delicious! My coffee date is at 8pm, so I've got about two hours. I look up a recipe with my phone-pad thai! Perfect. It turns out perfectly, and I return to the site to rate the recipe five stars. I feel like really impressing this lovely girl Erika at my date, so I look up how to tie a bow tie and watch a few youtube vids while I'm in front of the mirror struggling. Finally I get it tied properly, and throw on my favorite high-tops. I capture my surprisingly attractive outfit and post it to twitpic (vanity is so arduous), then track the bus and make it to the stop just on time.
As I walk up to the Caribou, I realize it's closed and she's sitting on a bench nearby. She sees me and walks over. "Hey-so they're closed..." "Yeah, I noticed. How about I find us a nice dessert place instead?" "Oh that would be perfect" she replies. I find a 4.5-star rated dessert place nearby, but it's also classified as 'Expensive'...then I remember, WOW it's a good thing I gave that rich guy directions!
We make small talk on the way-I ask if she made progress on finding the driver, how she's feeling, etc. We learn we're both in school, we both love being in the city, enjoying nice dinners, dogs, and traveling. At this point I bring up the news I read earlier, "Hey did you see that tons of flights are cancelled because of that volcano erupting ash into the air?" She says "Yeah, my dad's private jet can't fly anywhere and he's got lots of important business meetings in London! He's been fuming about it all day..." I think to myself 'Wow...what have I gotten myself into?'
At the dessert place, we order one thing and share it-then we move on to champagne and our conversation becomes more intimate. Eventually, we see the employees cleaning up, and our server delivers the check-$79.43. I pay the bill with my $100 and say "Well this has been really fun...can I walk you to your car?" "I'd love that" she tells me. We walk about two blocks and approach a white Mercedes coupe-"Well, this is me...oh, but what am I thinking? I definitely can't drive like this! I only live a few more blocks though, will you walk me?"
At this point, I'm totally shocked. She drives a Benz? She's barely 22! And she lives close by? We're in one of the ritziest neighborhoods in the whole city! Of course I accept the walk, and to her house we go. At the door of a brand-new high rise, she turns towards me and grabs my waist. She eyes me longingly..."Here it is-this has been really nice. Thank you so much, for everything." "It was my pleasure, really. I'm so glad we met...even if under unfortunate circumstances." She's silent for a moment..."Would you like to come up to my place? My parents bought it for me since it's close to campus, and I live alone." My obvious reply: "I would love to."
We get off at the 60th floor and walk to her place-she goes to her room to change. I take the opportunity to pretend to peruse the view from her massive windows-but really, I know what's happening here. I open my Kama Sutra app and sort them by women's rankings. I memorize the first three positions that come up and return to home screen just as she comes out in a red satin robe. "How do you like movies? I have a tv in my bedroom..."
I follow her in and she starts taking off my clothes, eyeing me the entire time...
[TWO HOURS LATER]
She turns her head, kisses my neck and whispers in my ear: "Oh my god...you are INCREDIBLE."
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THAT is what I would do with the HTC Droid Incredible!!!
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