The Incredible Sword swallower!!!
As a man who makes his living as a performer of the incredible, i need an incredible phone to keep up with me, and help me keep on top of my incredible life.
My name is Dai Andrews and i am a professional Sword swallower, Escape artist, and performer of Incredible feats. You can find out more about me on my website at Dai Andrews - Sword swallowing, escape artistry, mind over body
If i win the Droid Incredible I will use it to impress potential clients by showing video of me swallowing swords and setting the Guinness world record for "largest curve in a sword swallowed" on Youtube. YouTube - 120 Degree sword swallowing world record - Dai Andrews
If they don't believe me, i will swallow a sword for them as they follow along while watching this X-ray video: YouTube - Sword swallowing X Ray - 90 degree curve - Dai Andrews
Then i will head over to the android marketplace and download the Metal Detector app, next I will swallow a sword again and let my audience use the metal detector app to prove that the sword is actually inside me, like in this video: YouTube - Promo - Dai Andrews (starting at about 2:15 into the video).
After booking the gig, i will use my new Droid Incredible as my mobile office. I am my own agent, and I'm always on the road so I will make full use of productivity and communication apps to keep myself organized, stay in touch with clients, and keep track of my travel plans.
While I'm on the road, i will use apps like Lastfm, Jinzora, and Subsonic to stream music to my phone or perhaps instead I'll choose an audio book or podcast to keep me entertained at the airport.
On the plane I will put my Droid incredible into Airplane mode and pass the time playing old school video games using the emulators I downloaded from the marketplace.
After my plane lands, I'll use Google maps to give me turn by turn directions to the venue, my hotel, and maybe even do some sight seeing along the way, making use of Layer and Google goggles to enhance my experience. I will be sure to take lots of great pictures using the 8mp camera.
During my performance I'll set up the video camera built in my Droid Incredible to film my performance so I can review it afterwords and continue to improve my show. Or maybe I'll use my Incredible in my show by downloading a stopwatch app to time myself escaping from a straitjacket or some handcuffs.
After the show I'll use Yelp's app to find a great place to eat late at night and then head back to my hotel (booked online using my Droid Incredible) At my Hotel I'll hook my Incredible up to my TV and watch a movie before calling my girlfriend (oh, yea, it's a phone too!) to say goodnight, (but not before setting a wake up alarm on my Incredible).
I will do all of this and more! With an Incredible at my side there is no limit to the feats I will accomplish!!!
Without the Incredible...
all is lost...
no client...
no show...
no girl...
no money...
Can I crash on your couch for a few days????
As a man who makes his living as a performer of the incredible, i need an incredible phone to keep up with me, and help me keep on top of my incredible life.
My name is Dai Andrews and i am a professional Sword swallower, Escape artist, and performer of Incredible feats. You can find out more about me on my website at Dai Andrews - Sword swallowing, escape artistry, mind over body
If i win the Droid Incredible I will use it to impress potential clients by showing video of me swallowing swords and setting the Guinness world record for "largest curve in a sword swallowed" on Youtube. YouTube - 120 Degree sword swallowing world record - Dai Andrews
If they don't believe me, i will swallow a sword for them as they follow along while watching this X-ray video: YouTube - Sword swallowing X Ray - 90 degree curve - Dai Andrews
Then i will head over to the android marketplace and download the Metal Detector app, next I will swallow a sword again and let my audience use the metal detector app to prove that the sword is actually inside me, like in this video: YouTube - Promo - Dai Andrews (starting at about 2:15 into the video).
After booking the gig, i will use my new Droid Incredible as my mobile office. I am my own agent, and I'm always on the road so I will make full use of productivity and communication apps to keep myself organized, stay in touch with clients, and keep track of my travel plans.
While I'm on the road, i will use apps like Lastfm, Jinzora, and Subsonic to stream music to my phone or perhaps instead I'll choose an audio book or podcast to keep me entertained at the airport.
On the plane I will put my Droid incredible into Airplane mode and pass the time playing old school video games using the emulators I downloaded from the marketplace.
After my plane lands, I'll use Google maps to give me turn by turn directions to the venue, my hotel, and maybe even do some sight seeing along the way, making use of Layer and Google goggles to enhance my experience. I will be sure to take lots of great pictures using the 8mp camera.
During my performance I'll set up the video camera built in my Droid Incredible to film my performance so I can review it afterwords and continue to improve my show. Or maybe I'll use my Incredible in my show by downloading a stopwatch app to time myself escaping from a straitjacket or some handcuffs.
After the show I'll use Yelp's app to find a great place to eat late at night and then head back to my hotel (booked online using my Droid Incredible) At my Hotel I'll hook my Incredible up to my TV and watch a movie before calling my girlfriend (oh, yea, it's a phone too!) to say goodnight, (but not before setting a wake up alarm on my Incredible).
I will do all of this and more! With an Incredible at my side there is no limit to the feats I will accomplish!!!
Without the Incredible...
all is lost...
no client...
no show...
no girl...
no money...
Can I crash on your couch for a few days????
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