What I will accomplish with my HTC Droid Incredible: A Bizarre essay by Bizarro
Upon the arrival of my HTC Droid Incredible that I won from the Incredible people at Android Central I will pause my DVD of The Incredibles and leap to my feet.
"It's arrived!" I will shout as I incredibly leap to door.
Upon opening the door, the delivery man will greet me as birds sing and the sun shines.
"You look like one happy fella" he will say.
"Yes, I am" I will respond "It has to do with that small package you are holding in your very hands"
Shocked he will reply "Now, what could be in this incredibly small package that would make you that happy?"
"Well" I'll say...then a pause. A light tune will begin to play in the background. In the key of F a group of birds will join in as I begin to sing"
Now I know you may be doubtful
That what lies in that small bundle
Could make a man so cheeful
That he breaks out in a tune
But I'm here to assure you
That the package in your arms
Can make a man who's blue
Happy as a buffon
For its so Incredible
The Droid Incredible
It's from Android Central
And it's got me singing like a minstrel.
This will continue on for a verse or two, repeating the chorus as necessary, and after the Incredible harp solo and the outro the deliveryman will just stand there...mouth agape.
"But...this is from Amazon" he'll say.
"Oh........" I will say, becoming flushed "Uh, Where do I sign?"
As he leaves anticipation will rise within me, I'll go over the date in my head assure myself it will arrive today. Another delivery truck will pull up in what will seem like Incredibly slow motion. After another episode of some banter and a tune about my mood, the delivery man will leave mumbling something about needing a new line of work, as I will slowly open the package.
I'll bask in all its glory for a bit, activate it with Verizon and then text all my friends a text of triumph that will read
"Dear all,
On this Incredible day, I now have the greatest, most incredible device known to man. It can do so many things, all while being so incredibly sexy. It is known as the Droid Incredible and NA NA NA NA NA I HAVE ONE AND YOOOU DONT!"
With Love
-Rob
I'll unpause my DVD of The Incredibles and laugh and cry with my new phone as both the Droid Incredible and I watch The Incredibles
In summation with my Droid Incredible I will sing, cry, laugh, gloat, and most importantly...I will enjoy it.
Upon the arrival of my HTC Droid Incredible that I won from the Incredible people at Android Central I will pause my DVD of The Incredibles and leap to my feet.
"It's arrived!" I will shout as I incredibly leap to door.
Upon opening the door, the delivery man will greet me as birds sing and the sun shines.
"You look like one happy fella" he will say.
"Yes, I am" I will respond "It has to do with that small package you are holding in your very hands"
Shocked he will reply "Now, what could be in this incredibly small package that would make you that happy?"
"Well" I'll say...then a pause. A light tune will begin to play in the background. In the key of F a group of birds will join in as I begin to sing"
Now I know you may be doubtful
That what lies in that small bundle
Could make a man so cheeful
That he breaks out in a tune
But I'm here to assure you
That the package in your arms
Can make a man who's blue
Happy as a buffon
For its so Incredible
The Droid Incredible
It's from Android Central
And it's got me singing like a minstrel.
This will continue on for a verse or two, repeating the chorus as necessary, and after the Incredible harp solo and the outro the deliveryman will just stand there...mouth agape.
"But...this is from Amazon" he'll say.
"Oh........" I will say, becoming flushed "Uh, Where do I sign?"
As he leaves anticipation will rise within me, I'll go over the date in my head assure myself it will arrive today. Another delivery truck will pull up in what will seem like Incredibly slow motion. After another episode of some banter and a tune about my mood, the delivery man will leave mumbling something about needing a new line of work, as I will slowly open the package.
I'll bask in all its glory for a bit, activate it with Verizon and then text all my friends a text of triumph that will read
"Dear all,
On this Incredible day, I now have the greatest, most incredible device known to man. It can do so many things, all while being so incredibly sexy. It is known as the Droid Incredible and NA NA NA NA NA I HAVE ONE AND YOOOU DONT!"
With Love
-Rob
I'll unpause my DVD of The Incredibles and laugh and cry with my new phone as both the Droid Incredible and I watch The Incredibles
In summation with my Droid Incredible I will sing, cry, laugh, gloat, and most importantly...I will enjoy it.
I'm sure you can be creative and throw that in there, too.
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