The Legend of the Droid Continues
As unbelievable as it seems I would...utilize Google Navigator to get to Level 10 of the second quest in the legend of Zelda to stumble upon this rumored screen shot attached. Once there, after stabilizing my environment with G-Sensor, I would use the compass in Google Maps to figure out the best way to find Ken Griffey Junior and get him out of the predicament he finds himself in. I would obviously have to first blind the green Sour Patch Kid with the double flash. Next, using the HTC music player, play Pretty Fly for a White Guy over the speakerphone much like our own Army did to defeat Taliban insurgents to disable the Zen master himself Phil Jackson even in his rookie year as coach. Then combine Bluetooth and Wi-Fi power signals to knockout the inferior HTC Touch of yester year. After that I would have to suck out all of the memory from the flash USB stick to get mine up to the higher ROM and RAM we know I'm capable of for my finishing move. Quickly get an OTA update since by this time Google will have a new one which I can easily renew to. Finally I would plug myself into that charging cord, flip over and while at the same time silence a call from my Mom, unlatch Junior from the monocular cord and vibrate the chapstick container underneath him.
I would do all of this in record time because of my 1 GHz Snapdragon Processor. Ken would hop down, hit the Hope sign on the way out for good luck and we would call Ichiro at home in Japan via Skype to tell him about our journey.
Although it is hard to believe or even understand it sure would make for an Incredible tale! Here's to hoping it comes true. Cheers, TEckels.
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As unbelievable as it seems I would...utilize Google Navigator to get to Level 10 of the second quest in the legend of Zelda to stumble upon this rumored screen shot attached. Once there, after stabilizing my environment with G-Sensor, I would use the compass in Google Maps to figure out the best way to find Ken Griffey Junior and get him out of the predicament he finds himself in. I would obviously have to first blind the green Sour Patch Kid with the double flash. Next, using the HTC music player, play Pretty Fly for a White Guy over the speakerphone much like our own Army did to defeat Taliban insurgents to disable the Zen master himself Phil Jackson even in his rookie year as coach. Then combine Bluetooth and Wi-Fi power signals to knockout the inferior HTC Touch of yester year. After that I would have to suck out all of the memory from the flash USB stick to get mine up to the higher ROM and RAM we know I'm capable of for my finishing move. Quickly get an OTA update since by this time Google will have a new one which I can easily renew to. Finally I would plug myself into that charging cord, flip over and while at the same time silence a call from my Mom, unlatch Junior from the monocular cord and vibrate the chapstick container underneath him.
I would do all of this in record time because of my 1 GHz Snapdragon Processor. Ken would hop down, hit the Hope sign on the way out for good luck and we would call Ichiro at home in Japan via Skype to tell him about our journey.
Although it is hard to believe or even understand it sure would make for an Incredible tale! Here's to hoping it comes true. Cheers, TEckels.
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