What will
I do with the Droid Incredible?
I'll tell you what I won't do. I won't sit around and be another sissy with a crappy phone. I won't be
that guy anymore. First, I'll destroy my Verizon Dare. (I'm talking hammer-to-phone destruction here to this horrible phone.) I will photograph said destruction with my new 8 megapixel camera, and with the brisk speed of my new soul-mates processor, load up the interwebs and display it for all to see.
We (Mrs. Incredible and I) will then deploy ourselves into the world and shun the non-believers. Coming from an Iphone heavy environment (Thanks art school) I will enter coffee shops everywhere and boast my HTC sense, displaying all 5 screens of awesomeness an Apple user can only dream of. I'll open tons of apps at once just because I can. I'll call my girlfriend and tell her, sorry, I can't make it to the movies tonight, because I have a date with my new 3.7in screen. I'll text her during the movie though, so she'll have to forgive me. (And if she doesn't, who cares? I'll have the incredible!)
Lets get real though. Zombie Apocalypse real. In the middle of my movie night Zombies are storming in. Thankfully Dave was over with his hunting rifle, but was distracted by my new phone and forgot to take out one. Aw crap. Dave got bitten (Dammit, Dave.) I need access to the internet. FAST. Incredible can do that, right? Snapdragon processor? Check. Take a picture. Send it to Jak (who also has a droid phone) Who can then call me and let me know if I need to get rid of Dave or not, (while commenting on how nice of a picture I just took) Of course he's on speakerphone while I'm looking up medical information. Turns out Dave is going to be a Zombie soon. Am I worried? Nope. I've got the incredible. I shoot a message onto my Facebook friend stream.
"Sup guys? Dave's turning into a zombie. I need some help. And pizza. - Posted from Billy's incredible"
My friends see this and rush to my aid, all while complementing my incredible(<--The phone guys, cmon) Most of them say "That's incredible!" while bashing Dave's brains in.
We order pizza with a pizza app, and sigh. Thanks HTC for making such a kickass phone for my kickass life.
So, if I win the Incredible, I'll let you come over for pizza during the Zombie apocalypse. Promise.
