If this embarrassingly true story doesn't win it for me, I don't know what will:
I'm a Luddite when it comes to cell phones. I've only owned cheapo Pay-as-you-Go phones, though I did own an iPhone 4 for a day & disliked it. (Love OS X, but hate iOS.)
Yesterday, I bit the bullet & bought a used Nexus One online. My first foray into Android territory. This morning, I was searching for an Android equivalent for an iOS fitness app, when my google search turned up this depressing quote from some research study:
"iPhone users have more sexual partners than Android..."
Christ on a crutch! I don't even have the phone in my possession, and it already knows I'm a terminally-dateless loser.