Global Domination
Its pretty simple, this phone and I are going to take over the world. My plan goes like this, first off I am going to write an app, no I don't know how to write code, that lets me access the direct uplink from the mother ship that is in orbit. This is made possible by the 4G connection that is built in to the EVO, once I have tapped into this uplink I will utilize the it to hack all of the computers in the world, once I am in I will show Barney on every computer, tv, cellphone, movie theater, airplane,cruise ship, space shuttle, train and bus station everywhere!!! This will cause mass hysteria and widespread panic for a period of approximately 3.456 days, at this point everyone will give in to the subliminal messages and will be fixated in a trance like state as they are glued to barney. This is where we (my shiny new EVO and I) will make our move, the EVO now turbocharged from the mothership's powers will turn into a cool spaceship like in The Flight of the Navigator and I will fly all over the earth extremely rapidly and steal every left sock on Earth. I will then hold all of these left socks ransom for $5,000,000,000,000,000,000, that's $5 trillion dollars in laymen terms. Once I have this money I will have my EVO write an APP to make the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for real. I will then eat him with 10,000 Hershey bars and 50,000 low-fat cinnamon graham crackers, gotta watch the waist line.