holy cow, 187 pages in this thread... I wonder if anyone's actually gonna read this
once upon a time there was a unicorn, his name was bob. Bob was a friendly unicorn who loved to lick himself, he also enjoyed long walks on the beach and bubble baths. One day the earth was in danger! Men for the above ground sewer system were taking over, they were partially mutated into half rats half men. These men, rat things wanted one thing and one thing only, all the strawberry icecream in the world. now charlie, being a unicorn loved strawberry ice cream, he would not stand for this chaos! he went and met the ratmen in the middle of the road and stared, into an epic staring contest. unfortunately for bob, he has very bad allergies, thus he had to sneeze. he was trying to hold it in, but couldn't any longer. He then let out the most epic sneeze of his existence. As the sneeze was rocketing out of his mouth and nostril area, the ratmen started to catch fire! bob the unicorn realized his sneeze was the greatest weapon he could ever wish for! He was hailed as a hero in the city he just saved, so how did he celebrate? buying a victory couch, grabbing some potato chips and going to sleep.
ALL HAIL KING BOB!
once upon a time there was a unicorn, his name was bob. Bob was a friendly unicorn who loved to lick himself, he also enjoyed long walks on the beach and bubble baths. One day the earth was in danger! Men for the above ground sewer system were taking over, they were partially mutated into half rats half men. These men, rat things wanted one thing and one thing only, all the strawberry icecream in the world. now charlie, being a unicorn loved strawberry ice cream, he would not stand for this chaos! he went and met the ratmen in the middle of the road and stared, into an epic staring contest. unfortunately for bob, he has very bad allergies, thus he had to sneeze. he was trying to hold it in, but couldn't any longer. He then let out the most epic sneeze of his existence. As the sneeze was rocketing out of his mouth and nostril area, the ratmen started to catch fire! bob the unicorn realized his sneeze was the greatest weapon he could ever wish for! He was hailed as a hero in the city he just saved, so how did he celebrate? buying a victory couch, grabbing some potato chips and going to sleep.
ALL HAIL KING BOB!
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