Need the new Droid
As a ninja of the NSG (Ninja Support Group), I am in desperate need of the new Droid Incredible, for a very simple reason my ninja footsteps will be much lighter. When performing sneak attacks and assassinations, the weight of the original Droid often exposes me, negating my secret footstep ninja training. As you may have seen in many video games, a light ninja footstep well help from setting of alarms and screams of potential targets, which result in a massive invasion of corporate armies.
Also the weight of my original Droid prevents me from scaling walls like I used to. The Great Ninja Farley ran into this same problems that the bricks that cell companies were putting out in the 90s. If you notices in The Great Ninja Farley films; he moves much more slowly than the other actors in the film; this is because as a ninja he needed to me on the ready at a moments notice. Which meant that at all times he had to carry those bricks in his secret identity's costumes.
The quickness and clarity will also be a great asset for myself and the NSG, because when we get lost, directions will be a lot easier to read. I once went out on an assassination and ended up walking into the wrong house only to have a 7 year old kid shoot me in the ass with BB Gun. Yelled stop, "I'm a white ninja, and you're going to shoot your eye out with that thing". As I ran out of the house I knocked over one of his fathers very unique lamps and he told his dad and my mom had to pay for it. Needless so say the NSG meetings had to be rescheduled for two weeks. We were able to maintain communication through and secret method that we devised by communicating while playing Dance Dance Revolution over voice chat.
We like to play that game because it hones our ninja steps and makes us more agile, plus our mom's bought us the game, because they say, "we sit around to much and watch video games too much." They are so stupid because everyone knows you play video games and not watch them. Plus they also unwittingly gave us the tools to train and communicate.
Anyway back to the Droid Incredible. The NSG, also sees a benefit in connecting our Incredibles to a HDTV because when we receive our orders in the from our handlers in Japan, we can play those communications for the entire Ninja Support Group at once. I can't tell you how horrible it can be to try and watch these communications when you have Jon, over your shoulder breathing a days worth of Cheetos and Monster Energy drinks on you.
We also like to have sleep overs and watch training videos by The Great Ninja Farley and The Great Founder Ninja Bruce Lee. When we are just relaxing after a mission we like to watch Dolemite and the Human Tornado. We watch the dance scenes for tips, because our school's prom is around the corner. Also ff I had the incredible, I could ask Hannah Boggs out. I'm afraid to do it in person, because she has ninja stepped her way into my heart and has become my love assassin. Plus if she were to see my original Droid she may laugh and say that I am poor or old school, which is her and her friend's kiss of death.