My phone totally sucks.
I can only run one music app in the background while I browse the web, so I am stuck with my own music and I can't use my last.fm or Pandora stations.
It can't take any pictures in the dark, or even low light.
I have to hack in my own ringtones.
I can't add any more storage, because... well, I have no idea why this is not allowed.
I can't get a bigger battery without stacking a huge clump on the back.
I can't charge my phone at my friend's houses, because it has a proprietary power charger connection.
It takes forever to find apps on it because I am not allowed to organize them past just shuffling them around. There are no folders or any way to make shortcuts, and the only way to get to another screen of apps is to scroll through them all one page at a time.
It doesn't have flash, and won't.
It "just works", except for when it drops calls, apps crash, and loses radio signal strength even in areas with good service and requires me to force restart it.
And worst of all, some douchebag and an army of tightwads get to decide what I can and cannot install on it.