HTC Incredible Contest...
Oh the old phone you say? Well, I got me a good one! It's an OLD Samsung i760 Windows Mobile 6.0 model bought used. It's got scratches on the screen and dust in places dust shouldn't exist on a phone. Oh yea, this GORGEOUS 2007 model features the latest in resistive touch screen technology which enables users with stumpy fat fingers to hit 3 keys on the phone key pad with just one firm press that feels like you're about to poke a hole in a bowl of Jell-o. Oh yea! This sparkling jewel of Samsung and Microsoft ingenuity features a tooth-pick sized stylus that causes my fingers to cramp and hurt in agony after just 10 minutes of use. Battery life you ask? Plenty of it! I can surf the web for 30 min and send 25 massive text messages before getting a messaging saying that if I don't plug this sucker in soon, my life's data will be lost for eternity. Want to type in landscape mode on the full size qwerty keyboard? No problem! Just slide it open and wait. In just a short 10 seconds, most of the screen will switch over to landscape mode so you could compose that 160 character message in a jiffy. And a jiffy it is, or more like "I think there is Jif Peanut Butter stuck in the CPU" because I'm alway typing 15 characters ahead of what's actually showing up on the screen. Mmmmm, get me some strawberry jam with that, please!
Please Android Central, save me from my Samsung i760!