This is Chance No. 1. Just leave a post in this thread, and you're entered to win. We'll shut things down at 8 a.m. PDT Monday morning, so you've got all weekend.
I could go the "Ellen" route and submit a sob story about the poor economy, losing a job, having 9 kids to support and battling terminal toe fungus to justify needing this give-away but I'll just be honest and say I'd love to win it!