Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
The steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the...
Behind the frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little...
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping down their...
Flies are the meadow
The bees are in the park
The boys and girls are kissing
in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K,
dark, dark, dark!