I have a couple problems with your review. First of all, you spent way too much energy focusing on how much Apple sucks. That's not the point of a review. You're supposed to tell us about a product, not obsess over how "stupid and mindless" Apple supporters are.
There were also several misspellings and grammatical issues (feng-shui*). Those, though, are expected, I suppose. No one is perfect. No, I think my biggest complaint is your utter lack of objectiveness. While you should never judge any gadget in a void (at which point every device becomes perfect), you also shouldn't spend half the article touting your Google-fanboy-ness.
A few notes you should take into consideration before yelling at me for criticizing you:
I am NOT an Apple supporter.
I am NOT a faceless troll who just wants to make your epeen shrink.
I am NOT trying to tell you that I didn't take your review into consideration when I was looking at which Android tablet to buy (It was actually very helpful, overall).
I AM just trying to help.
Good day!