[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[BeyondtheTech]

I admittedly like Apple's iPad,
But the mini one made so sad.
130 dollars more?!
Not even quad-core
Than the Nexus 7 already had!

The unboxing videos were a laugh.
I played it again for my staff.
But when all said and done,
We all wanted one
And even 32 gigs costs half!

It's not about whose platform is better
But some people don't like to feel fetter
And the starting price
Of 199 is so nice
You wouldn't think twice to just get her.

The Market's now simply called "Play"
And new apps are uploaded everyday
It's so fun to explore
You'll keep spending more
That 25 won't last me a day!

But I'm glad you're having this contest!
Some others will feel it's their conquest.
Entered, have many
With thoughts for a penny
But only one will be marked as the best.

Thank Android Central is here!
And, Mobile Nations, we hold you so dear.
Overall, I'm excited
That everyone is invited
To do a little Shakespeare.

The lovely and sleek design
Says "class" like a bottle of wine.
It's made by Google
Gives power to the frugal
And I hope you'll make this one mine.

Good luck, everyone!

 

[dcreed]

For some it's Android vs. Apple
For some soda vs Snapple
The former is easy
Because 'droids aren't sleazy
And Cook's lawyers spew a crapful

An Android engineer name Paul
Had a hexangular ball
Now the cube of its weight
Times his prick plus eight
Is his number -- give him a call!

 

[tyoac]

please give the nexus 7 to me,
this posting is my key,
i hope the nexus 7 will get key lime pie,
otherwise it will cry.

 

[GrimmReapa]

Twas a few days before Christmas and all through the island
I had not a tablet and then came a plan
Enter this contest with a hope and a pray
That on Christmas, a Nexus 7 comes my way

 

[emagen]

There once was a droid named Nexus,
which was widely considered the bestus.
Although no SD card or HDMI is quite lame,
I'd really love one all the same.
So pick me to celebrate Festivus!

 

[kicko]

There once was a developer who developed an app
But it was full of bugs and sometimes would crash
So they went through the logs
Fixed what was wrong
And pushed an update out like that

 

[nahun7]

I'm sticking with android
but you might think I'm paranoid
because Apple might steal
or might cop a feel
of my data to tabloids

man I'm bad at poetry...

 

[snavid972]

1,2 nexus coming for you
3,4 theres a nexus 4
5,6 its not my pick
7,8 show up at the gate
9,10 please please please please!

 

[browneyegravy]

There once was a guy from Texas
Who really, really wanted a Nexus
He lost the drawing
Began blasphemous hawing
And never entered again

ps- I'm not from Texas

 

[KRMcK]

?Nexus? is defined as having a Connection.
And the ?7? is quite the Contraption.
Together with the Stock version of Android.
Is the Perfect recipe to fill that Void.
So Winning one with this Limerick would be its first Collaboration!

 

[BDain]

There was an Old Man with a phone,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two many people calling, all he wanted was a beer,
No one will leave me alone!

 

[Chart8006]

I just bought a 10.1 Note Sammy
My pocket book took quite a whammy
If I won me a Nexus
I'd do like in Texas
and yell me a yippy-ki-a

Many Thanks Gentlemen.

 

[Relddem]

There once was an android named Lloyd
And with iPhones he was annoyed
So he flashed Jelly Bean
With it's buttery screen
And couldn't have been more overjoyed

 

[fugazzi69]

There once lived a boy named Robby,
who lived life rather frugal
then like a longhorn rumbling from Texas
this awesome deal for a Nexus
ALL HAIL MIGHTY GOOGLE!

 

[qwertyman44]

nexus 7 is definitely the best
100 times better than the rest
wish I could have that
because it is cooler than ipad
oh nexus, oh nexus come to me

 

[vastateofmind]

There was a chef-owned Nexus 7
Which was forced to play Gloria Estefan
But the tab spiked those Latin tunes
For some of Bing Crosby's croons
And to "White Christmas" do the buns now leaven

 

[project.in.process]

I'm looking to win the Nexus 7,
you see i'm really no different than my android brethren.
We all entered this contest,
thinking our limerick is the best,
fooling ourselves like our amps go to Eleven!

 

[aliases]

I started mobiling on Palm and Blackberry,
And found browsing on them quite scary,
I decided to leap,
And avoid the iSheep,
Choosing Android has kept my life merrily.

 

[ktklein]

So there is this guy named Kevin
He has a son who is thirteen, not eleven
His wife won't let him have a Lexus
So maybe he can win a Google Nexus
Small in comparison this may be
Oh wait, I've run out of words and need to go pee
See you later, fare-thee-well, Good-bye
Oh no now I've poked my eye
Corny this limerick may be
But hopefully good enough for you to pick me!

 

[gtricecakes]

There once was a man with a Xoom,
Who tried to make it go boom,
But with all his luck,
It would only suck,
Only the Nexus will take away his gloom.

P.S. Love my Xoom, but it has a crack in the screen and I would love some Tegra 3 love!