Ugh, so I called AT&T again (only 45 minutes this time) and asked to be transferred to the next tier of tech support and they said the next would be the "LG" department. She said if the update is not available "my phone" it will always say that. She went on to say that once it is available to my phone is when I will be able to update.
I have never had an issue like this before. It has either been there are no updates available or it downloads the update.
She did mention that if the update is from LG then it is downloaded via WiFi.
I am going to try to see if a new SIM card might help... who knows.
Calling AT&T Premier's "advanced support" at 800-331-0500 has put me through to a gentleman who seems to know what he is talking about. He mentioned the release date of the value pack, so he's acknowledged that it exists, which is a giant leap forward. He's contacting LG while I'm on hold and trying to work it out with them (instead of blindly dumping me to LG to make a cold call to them).
I'll update this post with the results.
Update 1: The tech tried to get back on the phone with me and apparently cut me off by mistake. So now I have to start over, and the new tech immediately called LG, who disavowed all knowledge of the update and said it was "not official yet". The new tech is now following up with Tier 2. But at least unlike the other number I was using these folks seem persistent. And so it continues...
Update 2: After another 30 minutes, the tech has talked to Tier 2 and the only option is to send me a refurb under warranty. Other than the lack of an update, the phone is perfect, so I'm very hesitant to do a refurb. They are contacting yet another group who is contacting another group who may be able to check to see what "not registered yet" means when my phone is obviously registered (since I can make and receive calls, etc).
Wheeeeeeee....
I'm starting to think that I don't need control over the LED all that badly, and picture-in-picture video isn't all that big a deal. LOL.
Update 3: An hour and 15 minutes in to the second call, I have talked to at least 6 people at both AT&T and LG. No one seems to know who is hosting the update, nor why my phone is "not registered" when I can make phone calls, etc. Some seem aware that the update is available and should be pushed to my device, others do not. I am currently on the line with at least two people, but the latest one seems to be looking pretty deeply into the system at settings and is talking with more confidence than anyone I've heard so far other than the rep I got cut off from on call 1.
Final update: Nothing. Three hours on the phone, and LG claims AT&T needs to fix it, and AT&T says they show it as registered and have no clue why it's not updating. They have offered me a refurb exchange, but I don't want something from the bent can rack to replace my 6-week-old phone.
I'll give it a couple of weeks and reconsider whether the update is worth the risk of getting a possibly flawed replacement.
Sigh...