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My life is ****ty and miserable for the reason that I don't have a good phone, my young padawan. A place such as this is thus the most logical place for me to come.

Your powers of deduction leave must to be desired, my young wrestler of ships. But at least you've come to terms with your situation. Perhaps now there will be more dignity in your destruction.

Why do I get the feeling he is typing this from his mother's basement surrounded by action figures?
 
My life is ****ty and miserable for the reason that I don't have a good phone, my young padawan. A place such as this is thus the most logical place for me to come.

Your powers of deduction leave must to be desired, my young wrestler of ships. But at least you've come to terms with your situation. Perhaps now there will be more dignity in your destruction.

Well than good sir maybe you need a new hobby if your life is miserable because you dont have a phone with 1.5ghz processor to watch your anime porn at a gazillion fps .
 
Foolish youngling, you have not examined your situation closely enough. Yes, a phone only does that which it is programmed to do, but it is the same with you. You are a machine of causation as much as the phone is. And do not kid yourself, youngling, with dreams of free will, because that's all they are, dreams; for if you are not a machine of causation, then all you may be is its negation, which is to say, that you are a machine of randomness, a thing of less evidence than the former option, and thus less justified. And then you make this grand claim that the phone has no thought. And on what grounds do you make this claim? The phone operates the same as you: It is causal, it has memory, it processes information. And on the grounds of these similarities we may conclude that it is the likely case that the phone does think, just as we conclude that it is the likely case that humans other than ourselves think.

And as to your "schedule" of the future, a laughable idea in itself, I suggest you watch the Terminator one more time. As you'll see, technology will be surpassing us long before then. And in terms of calculations, it already has, and by light years.

Poor youngling, so rebellious, so scared of his inevitable and obsolete future. The samurai were the same. But as you can see, the samurai are no more, having been riddled with bullets and sent with their arrogance to their graves (Watch "The Last Samurai"). It will be the same for you, youngling, lest you give up your arrogance and accept your future and fate, and buy a 1.2ghz or higher processor phone.

Haha you are simply ridiculous. The phone may think but there is no cognitive thought process. It has memory but requires commands. The phone is not casual, it is in a state of rest. There is a difference. You see, the human body is indeed a machine, but what separates us from man made mechanical machines is the cognitive thought process. This apparently minute fact, in your eyes, is huge. I do in fact have free will. Luckily for the world, I have the mental capacity to keep my mouth shut enough. For example, if you were to speak to me face to face, I could cognitively decide if I should laugh at you or let my annoyance overcome me and force your phone down your throat. OR I could use your logic and attempt to fuse you and your phone together to create the worlds first cybernetic organism. Worst case, you die and I get a new phone. Best case scenario, you will have to charge your phone by plugging in your bum. (im not a scientist, but it seems like the best place to fuse a phone....)

Your underestimation of the human body is quite astounding. Go get a hemorrhoidectomy. You will then come to understand how the human body is an incredible machine. You will also understand the free will you have as everything you do has a very direct and a very noticeable outcome on your body. You are under the impression that machines and CPUs have surpassed us, when in fact it is still far off. Remember, you have the ability to make anything happen by your own free will. It is no one elses fault you lack aptitude to accomplish these goals.



But I digress.... I want you to test something for me, turn off your phone and submerge it for ten minutes. See if it turns on. Then I want you to stop breathing and submerge yourself for ten minutes. Report back with the results and let me know if machines are in fact superior.


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Well than good sir maybe you need a new hobby if your life is miserable because you dont have a phone with 1.5ghz processor to watch your anime porn at a gazillion fps .

Says the man with 266 posts on a phone forum. Oh hypocrisy, where art thou leader?! Here! He is found!

And you think yourself better, being made miserable from more common things? Look again, think again, youngling, as you would be more wise to join my most lonesome order. You see, I have shifted the sources of my misery to more solvable things. Whereas you will suffer eternally at the deaths of those you love, I will give hardly a sigh at the deaths of mine; for I have shifted that burden of misery onto the fast tracking rails of technology, a thing which for every misery I have, will be relieved and resolved in quick and due time.

So once again, youngling, you are foolish.
 
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Says the man with 266 posts on a phone forum. Oh hypocrisy, where art thou leader?! Here! He is found!

And you think yourself better, being made miserable from more common things? Look again, think again, youngling, as you would be more wise to join my most lonesome order. You see, I have shifted the sources of my misery to more solvable things. Whereas you will suffer eternally at the deaths of those you love, I will give hardly a sigh at the death of mine; for I have shifted that burden of misery onto the fast tracking rails of technology, a thing which for every misery I have, will be relieved and resolved in quick and due time.

So once again, youngling, you are foolish.

It is of your own free will that you decide to cast away your misery. And I dont know about quick... They have been taking forever to fix the DX GB bugs. I wish my phone could cognitively fix itself so that it could adapt, overcome, and survive.... Sigh, it's too bad I had to do it myself.

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Haha you are simply ridiculous. The phone may think but there is no cognitive thought process. It has memory but requires commands. The phone is not casual, it is in a state of rest. There is a difference. You see, the human body is indeed a machine, but what separates us from man made mechanical machines is the cognitive thought process. This apparently minute fact, in your eyes, is huge. I do in fact have free will. Luckily for the world, I have the mental capacity to keep my mouth shut enough. For example, if you were to speak to me face to face, I could cognitively decide if I should laugh at you or let my annoyance overcome me and force your phone down your throat. OR I could use your logic and attempt to fuse you and your phone together to create the worlds first cybernetic organism. Worst case, you die and I get a new phone. Best case scenario, you will have to charge your phone by plugging in your bum. (im not a scientist, but it seems like the best place to fuse a phone....)

Your underestimation of the human body is quite astounding. Go get a hemorrhoidectomy. You will then come to understand how the human body is an incredible machine. You will also understand the free will you have as everything you do has a very direct and a very noticeable outcome on your body. You are under the impression that machines and CPUs have surpassed us, when in fact it is still far off. Remember, you have the ability to make anything happen by your own free will. It is no one elses fault you lack aptitude to accomplish these goals.



But I digress.... I want you to test something for me, turn off your phone and submerge it for ten minutes. See if it turns on. Then I want you to stop breathing and submerge yourself for ten minutes. Report back with the results and let me know if machines are in fact superior.


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BOOM HAHHA. He can be a troll this is hilarious.
 
no big 916 lol. just this guy is going to keep it up if we keep feeding into his babble. This is a tech forum for cellphones and "the end of waiting", not talking about "the end of the world".
 
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Haha you are simply ridiculous. The phone may think but there is no cognitive thought process. It has memory but requires commands. The phone is not casual, it is in a state of rest. There is a difference. You see, the human body is indeed a machine, but what separates us from man made mechanical machines is the cognitive thought process. This apparently minute fact, in your eyes, is huge. I do in fact have free will. Luckily for the world, I have the mental capacity to keep my mouth shut enough. For example, if you were to speak to me face to face, I could cognitively decide if I should laugh at you or let my annoyance overcome me and force your phone down your throat. OR I could use your logic and attempt to fuse you and your phone together to create the worlds first cybernetic organism. Worst case, you die and I get a new phone. Best case scenario, you will have to charge your phone by plugging in your bum. (im not a scientist, but it seems like the best place to fuse a phone....)

Your underestimation of the human body is quite astounding. Go get a hemorrhoidectomy. You will then come to understand how the human body is an incredible machine. You will also understand the free will you have as everything you do has a very direct and a very noticeable outcome on your body. You are under the impression that machines and CPUs have surpassed us, when in fact it is still far off. Remember, you have the ability to make anything happen by your own free will. It is no one elses fault you lack aptitude to accomplish these goals.



But I digress.... I want you to test something for me, turn off your phone and submerge it for ten minutes. See if it turns on. Then I want you to stop breathing and submerge yourself for ten minutes. Report back with the results and let me know if machines are in fact superior.


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It is indicative of a man whose positions are flawed and unfounded when he responds to a rebuttal with only ad hominems and veiled restatements.
 
no big 916 lol. just this guy is going to keep it up if we keep feeding into his babble. This is a tech forum for cellphones and "the end of waiting", not talking about "the end of the world".

I reluctantly agree but I am strangely curious where he takes this. The posts so far are oddly entertaining. Not really bionic specific, but still humorous.
 
dont get me wrong he can be funny but jeesh enough is enough. I know we don't have much in the way of topics to discuss but its getting borderline annoying. Well, whatever it is an open forum but I know the mods usually start to crack down on things when it really strays to left field from the topic at hand.
 
dont get me wrong he can be funny but jeesh enough is enough. I know we don't have much in the way of topics to discuss but its getting borderline annoying. Well, whatever it is an open forum but I know the mods usually start to crack down on things when it really strays to left field from the topic at hand.

And it is because of this reason I shall stop. It would be a shame if this post was ban hammered after going for so long.

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yeah thats why I am trying to put the kabosh on this because it was of DaBlackMamba's graciousness to leak out the info he did in this thread and I would hate to have it locked due to some infantile psychotic spouting off his crazy babble.
 
yeah thats why I am trying to put the kabosh on this because it was of DaBlackMamba's graciousness to leak out the info he did in this thread and I would hate to have it locked due to some infantile psychotic spouting off his crazy babble.

Good point! It was fun while it lasted.
 

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