So I called the store I ordered it from (on 5/10) again today, just to see if there's a tracking number yet. However, this conversation was pretty different.
Me-"Hi, I ordered an incredible 8 days ago, can I ask to see if there's a tracking number on it?"
CS-"If you ordered it 8 days ago it hasn't been processed or shipped yet."
Me-"Oh, well since I'm on the phone with you now can i ask you to check for me?"
CS-"If you ordered it 8 days ago it hasnt been shipped."
Needless to say I was kind of frustrated so I just said a stoic "thanks" and hung up. Whatever. The phone isn't coming for a week and a half so i guess i'll just deal.