He thinks and ponders his next move to which he reaches into his wallet and looks at his MasterCard.....
He here's his wife's voice say put that back into your wallet (yes credit card) keep it clean folks, but the lust to purchase the G4 is overwhelming he approaches the computer, when the wife says if you do i want my shoe's . Hmmm he thinks to himself seems like a fair compromise thinking to himself it was the ones she pointed out at wallmart, so he places his order for a new G4.
The G4 arrives just days later
The wife asks where are my shoe's
On the kitchen worktop my love
Rushing off in excitement, returning angrily she says....
you went and purchased these shoe's from wallmart.
He says yes those were the ones you said you liked.
She replies yes they were for the dog...
The dog he says looking bemused
Yes the dog it was for the dog fashion show...
She looks at him and says you have to return that G4....
But but no look its got leather and everything...
Well she says if you want to keep it i want that diamond ring i was after.
He says but it was shoe's now you want a diamond ring..
Well lesson if you paid more attention you could have got me the shoe's that i wanted for dance class at $49.99 but you pay the price for not listening at important times lol
The End.
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