[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Cheetah23]

Here is a tablet with Android.
All fruity ones are void.
A pure experience you can see,
Even while sitting in a tree.
Winning this, I'd be simply overjoyed.

 

[madLyfe]

there once was a google
who sat eating a stroodle
that forgot to build the N4s
that didnt show at our doors
and we're left scratching our noodle

;-)

 

[borrowedchief]

Oh to own a nexus seven,
Some say its a slice of heaven,
Throw in twenty five dollars,
Now we Rollin' like ballers,
My spirits are cranked to eleven

 

[kygator13]

Android central is the best
Apple iPad is lest
For I would love to win a nexus 7
It would be a little slice of heaven

Sent from my blazing HTC One X+
Orange & Blue through and through...Go Gators!

 

[cliffy223]

There once was a guy named Clifton
Who waited all month for one box to open
The box was shiny and perfect on the outside
Which made it hard to enjoy the yuletide
For all he wanted was a new Nexus 7

Thanks to this contest I now know what a limerick is

 

[josue85]

There once was a man from St Lou
who had a broken iPad Two
He would be in heaven
if only he had a nexus seven
and could finally tell apple 'screw you'

 

[Chillies]

one who books Gopher looks
a slender note in every tote
a splendor tablet so much in vogue
its a steel in the hands of rouge...!

hahaha

 

[delesh]

Cell phone screens were once itty-bitty
Blackberry users thought they were witty
Along came the Androids
With features pumped up on roids
And now iPhone users feel .... bad

 

[kpucci]

there once was this platform named droid
its usefulness most people enjoyed
when its market share rose
as the story goes
made all apple fan-boys annoyed

 

[Daf L]

Android Central has Phil and Jerry
During the podcast they sometimes get merry
On beer or on wine
'Coz the rest of the time
Working sober would make them weary

 

[TheOnlyMorgan]

Android is more powerful at its core
So many great apps are in the Play Store
iOS is old and outdated
iPhones and iPads; seriously overrated
Galaxy Notes, S's, PadFones, Optimus and Nexus, you couldn't ask for more.

 

[BogartOfElCajon]

Here I am trying to win
A nexus 7 that is shiny and clean
Phil and Jerry are the best
But they never choose me to win the contest
So this limerick is waiting to be seen

 

[jjdavola]

There once was a phone called DROID.
It made the Apple sheep annoyed.
The DROIDs kept selling.
The sheep kept sweating.
And that's my limerickoid.
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I look forward to the Nexus 7.

.

 

[borg_cube]

There once was a little green guy name Andy,
Who decided to enjoy some holiday candy,
But upon eating a striped peppermint cane,
He began to behave quite insane,
As his color changed to that of Cupertino dandy.

 

[krauseke]

There once was a boy from Flo-rida
Who knew Android was more than just all-righta
When he saw a new Nexus as a free prize
He shivered and his heart grew a full size!
Now he waits as the drawing is neigh
And he wishes quietly, "I hope the winner is I"

 

[slackerjack]

There a little green boy named Lloyd
Who gets in a tussle when referred to as droid
And when Lloyd is annoyed the world should take note
As an Android Lloyd be, down to the shine of his coat
And Ice Cream he'll bring, with doughnuts, eclaires, even jelly bean topping
An arse kicking hel'll give to Apple, of that there'll be no stopping
For all of the wonders introduced in their six
Lloyd has been doing forever, sometimes just for kicks




Jack

 

[pac0naut]

There once was a guy named Paco
Who really wanted some tacos
But there's no Jack-In-The-Box app
And he's already too fat
He's trying to get down to flaco (skinny, for the non Spanish speakiers)

 

[dr_gibberish]

There once were some tech savvy fellas
Whose love of AC was most zealous
They prayed up to heaven
for a new Nexus 7
and hoped to make all their friends jealous

 

[dcaley]

there once was a tablet named nexus seven,
who knocked rims market share down to eleven,
with the iphone in sight,
the future looks bright,
the iphone will end up in smartphone heaven

 

[powpow]

There once was a king call iPhone
in the touchscreen world all alone
Android came to town
stole the king's crown
and kicked the king off his walled throne