[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[ricrdv]

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Im tempting my Luck
unloading my whole truck
Looking for a Nexus
You know made by asus
so get ready to rock
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[cduran1983]

Android android here with me
Act as no one that may be
Be my first for all my life, and
Be my last till my battery last
Android android here with me

Hope this is correct! O

 

[Zooks64]

Boys were born in Texas.
Will never get a Lexus.
Whine as they might,
Christmas in sight
Might win them a Nexus!

 

[thmclean]

A man with a new Nexus 7
told me that his new toy was heaven
"Your iPads and Kindles
are clearly just swindles,
'cuz this puppy goes to eleven!"

 

[Gspot82]

There once was a tablet that won
until google released its prodigal son
the ipad fell
while the 7's sales did swell
a mil a month to sell is a ton

 

[abuthemagician]

I really want a new nexus
When I asked my wife she was perplexus
I showed her the site
but without delight
She cast on me a hexus.

 

[areakode]

There once was a man with a phone
Who wanted to web surf all alone
He turned on his S3
What wonders would he see
As jealous Apple fanboys would groan

 

[ahaxton]

There once was a Nexus from Google
Made for those who were frugal
In an effort to grapple
Came a Mini from Apple
But the screen on their tablet was brutal

 

[dsstrainer]

I once used an iPhone in nantucket
I tried to make a call then said phuck it!
Twas a fail, not a win
Then Android stepped in
And a Nexus was left in my bucket

 

[bluestreak123]

A slim line Nexus would be so cool,
I could take it from home to work, even school.
I'd stare at it all day and all night,
slowly getting lost in its hypnotizing light.
My ode to the nexus seven is one of hope,
so please pick this android loving dope.

 

[kinfolk248]

There once was a guy named Brad
that didnt like the Ipad
he really wanted a Nexus 7
because said it looked like Heaven
and if he doesnt win its just sad...

 

[dankumm]

day one felt cool with bionic
month later saw razr felt idiotic
but thought I too get jelly bean
in 2015?
now only nexus can stop me from going psychotic

 

[davela72]

There once was a girl named Nexus
A beauty that could only come from Asus
With her buttery screen
It may sound obscene
If only given the chance to fully test this

 

[Joe H.]

Today's contest is the worst
I'd rather just steal money from a purse
But a Nexus for free
How can the be
I hope to win or I'll burst

 

[cybermanz]

Yes please and thanks.

 

[myeh99]

There once was a man with a habit
Who only liked apples on his tablet
He then saw my Nexus
Thought it was infectious
And now he wants to change gadgets

 

[bryanw504]

There once was a lady named Jane.
Who's iphone was so boring and plain.
She went to Google play to get her a new toy.
And what did you know a new nexus brought her joy.

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[jbreakfield]

There once was a website for Android
Which rarely reported a factoid
They stick to real facts
Their writers are neutral
They actually keep things quite Central

 

[wfried#AC]

I'm Jewish so I don't get Christmas presents,
I won't get a new cell phone or a new Nexus 7.
I hope I can win it, Like a Dreidel I'll Spin it,
Oh please, Oh please pick my limerick.

 

[snooginsguy]

If by me the N-Seven were owned,
N00bs on DeadZone would get pwned,
Christmas lists I would make,
and find recipes to bake,
Over GrooveIP I'd be phoned.