[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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There once was a tablet called NEXUS
It's popularity was bigger than Texas
It let you work, read and play
keep your kids happy all day
I really could use one for Christmas!
 
Google's tablet Nexus Seven,
Is a gift sent down from heaven,
To win this device,
Would be rather nice,
I hope that you'll post it to Devon.
 
Some tablets seem big as Texas
To buy one is just to perplex us
If you want something grand
That will fit in your hand
All you need is a 7 inch Nexus!
 
There once was a man with a Galaxy note
Its too big to even fit in his coat
With multi seam
Duluth Ballroom Jeans
Front pocket room for the boat!

Sent from my Galaxy Note II with Tapatalk 2
 
Nexus big and Nexus small
Android's profile grows so tall
And wide world 'round
The joyous sound
May mobile be open for all
 
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There was a man from Nantucket
Who decided, ah f**k it!
I'm going to buy an Android
Cause its Apple I want to avoid,
I would love to win me a new Nexus
To lose would just perplex us.
 
I once thought of using iOS
But their operating system makes no sense
Its to plain and gets boring
I want a Nexus and the world I'll be exploring
And that's my two cents
 
There once were some folks with no Nexus
Whose desire was larger than Texas
We hoped we would win
Though our wordplay's a sin
Because rhyming that name seems to vex us
 
I once made it a regular habit
To apply each day for a free tablet
I'd faithfully post
So one day I could boast
Of the Nexus that nay impacted my wallet

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
 
A Nexus 7 would make me so happy,
stock Android is so quick and snappy.
Tweaking Android is my own piece of heaven,
that's why I need a new Nexus 7:-)
 
My directions accidently were tossed.
Free was the ideal cost.
I tried different apps,
But thanks to Google Maps,
I'll never again get lost.
 
There once was a small screen iPhone,
Its devotees placed it up on a high throne,
'Til a Nexus said aloud,
"Why do you look so proud,
When your Maps app can't find Sierra Leone."
 
You ask me for a Limerick
And I hope that this does the trick.
For android is Killer
eats Apples for Dinner
So yes it is me you should pick!
 
For Nexus[SUP]7[/SUP], I was almost a buyer.
Then someone gave me a Kindle Fire.
The Fire's ok,
But AOSP leads the way.
A Nexus[SUP]7[/SUP], I rank much higher!
 
There once was a bot named loyd,
who's mug was the face of Android.
I don't think he spoke, at least not much,
but if I had a tablet, it would respond to touch.


A word-smith I am not!
 
there once was a tablet
that everyone had to have it
not just a copied 'out of habit' tablet
but one that does everything, and the competition says damn it!
 
Roses are red
Androids are green
after writing this little ditty
not winning a nexus 7 would be mean
 
On the night before Nexus
All throughout the house
Not an iPhone was stirring
Nor iPod or mouse
And down came Santa with
The cute little Seven
And handed it to me and now I'm in heaven!

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk... Wise guy eh??

Happy Holidays y'all! Pick me to... Pleeaaaaase!!
 
There once was a man from Decatur,
Who hung up his hat as a hater,
His tablet he rooted and the honeycomb undone!
A Nexus would have been easier, and just as much fun!
 
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