There once was a man named Nexus
Who was often punched in the solar-plexus
He cried and he cried
But he would not be denied!
That tablet with his namesake - The Nexus!!
There once was an OS called Android,
Android Central renamed the mascot to Lloyd,
Jerry grew out his beard,
Dobie's accent appeared,
And Phil ran Android Central like Sigmund Freud.
Thinking up a limerick makes me feel mental
but if it gets me a new tablet, not a rental
I guess I'll be swift
and say thanks for the gift
but only if you pick me, Android Central
There once was an android from Peru.
Who loved taking rides in his canoe.
He took a swig of his snapple,
And dreamed of an apple,
And woke up with a hand full of poo.
There was a guy who liked to port a rom
He really thought he was the bomb
But when he couldn't buy a Lexus
He tried to go for a Nexus
Now he'll put his face in his palm
The mobile phone is, today, a way of life,
All my kids have one, and my wife.
It annoys me, when it rings in a business meeting.
Nothing important, just a silly greeting.
It's time to send my Nexus Seven,
I heard they now give them in Heaven,
The devil is jealous,
And I'm over-zealous,
I'd love to own one before version Eleven!
There once was an ed named Philly
Whose giveaways were the real dilly
In the halls he would decks us
When he sends us our Nexus
Loaded up with stock 4 point 2 Jilly
There once was a phablet from Nantucket.
With a chassis too big for a pocket.
On a call lookers jeer,
With that thing to your ear.
Best get an N7 and just rock it!
There once was a Nexus
It's so much better than a Lexus
Phil woke one morning to give it to me
But realized he had to pee
Waiting is like getting punched in my solar plexus!
There once was this Hoosier named Kyle,
and what he lacked most was style,
His problems would soved, and he'd be heaven,
If androidcentral.com would simply give hiim a nexus 7.
There once was a man who dreamed of a 7-inch
He was afraid that 10 would make her flinch
But, alas, he had a terrible habit
So he had to settle for a 7-inch tablet
It was really the only way he could get out of this pinch
For Love of a Droid
Compared to you Loyd the iPhone is but null and void.
Have some elation and be thankful that you have a droid
so you can tease the woeful I nation.