[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Culex316]

Oh my! Look at what Google has done!

It all started with the T-Mobile G1

They created a phone with a cool OS

That?s packed with features that make it the best

And using it is a lot of fun.

 

[jisaac16]

There once was a guy named Joe
Who had absolutely no dough
He entered a contest to win a Nexus Seven
Because to him Android OS was pure heaven
And the Apple alternative really did blow!

 

[hornbroo]

There is an OS named Droid
Led by a green guy called Lloyd
He got in a scrapple
With a bully called Apple
Now all their patents are Void!

 

[apolicerecruit]

There once was a farmer from Kentucky
who had lots of trouble getting "Lucky"
His sheep were exhausted, his MacBook was lost'ed
and he thought "A Nexus 7 would be just Ducky!" QUACK!

 

[storino03]

Nexus, bless me,
7 inches for thee,
For my time, yay!
The time is neigh,
Win it, and I will eek!

 

[canito63]

Two friends who couldn't agree,
desperately needed a referee;
The one who professed Iphone is the best,
stirred up a hornet's nest;
Then the other proclaimed Android is you lame,
and added fuel to the flame;
He proceeded to tap his Google maps app,
while showing his chum whom was totally bummed;
he asked "Can your app do that?",
and that takes care of that!

 

[woojinpark3]

There once was a mascot named Lloyd
Who represented a central for Android
They always have the best contest
But never winning makes me depressed
Winning the Nexus will make me overjoyed!

 

[Gkins3]

The Android Nexus is my dream,
Winning one would make we beam.
I've never had a tablet as such,
and winning one has been my crush.
Bring it home the twenty-first state,
Would be so cool, and even be great.
I once was a fan of the evil Blackberry,
But it didnt take long for me to be wary,
The Nexus has it all, its modern and fast
If you pick me, I would I would kiss your ****!

 

[mrmartin86]

Hope this counts, this limerick is a little long. If anything I just hope it causes some smiles and laughs:

*to the tune of Sir Mix-a-lot - Baby Got Back*

I like Google Now and I cannot lie,
You trollin? iSheep can?t deny,
That when an iPhone rolls out with an itty-bitty screen,
And hardware specs that are lean,

You get pissed! Still online acting all tough
Cause their money pockets must be stuffed
Far in the line they?re waiting,
?What would Steve Jobs do? they?re debating.

Oh iSheep, I wanna laugh at you,
Not Instragram picture you,
My homeboys tried to warn me,
But those hipster posers are ?oh so phoney!?

Ooh, Zagg InvisiShield,
You say you wanna protect my Tab?
Well, use it, use it
After gettin? a few scratches toss it.

I?ve seen them browsin?,
To hell with Facetimin?,
It?s slow, we know,
On cell data, AT&T says ?Hell no.?

I?m tired of the iTunes store,
Suggesting I download more,
Take the average Fandroid and pose that trap,
He?ll uninstall that crap,

So Android! (Yeah!) Central! (Yeah!)
Does Phil Nickinson write good news? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ?em to write it! Write it!
Get those Android views!

iPhones are whack!

 

[hmackenz]

There once was a tablet from Google
That every tech blog was to oogle
The screen is just great
Android's rule is fate
And it's priced just right for the frugal

 

[Absalonius]

This contest is sponsored by google,
which products are great and quite frugal,
with gmail and talk,
you can read, write and bawk,
video chat can turn your hair into noodles.

 

[eljoker]

We constantly get sue by a Fruit
They do it because we innovate
While they sit and copy
We grow and fly

 

[WAldenIV]

A man once sought a device
He was seeking something nice
There'd be no fruit 'round back
He made sure of that
He knew they were just overpriced

 

[jthompson0019]

Nexus 7 for me
Nexus 7 for you
Screw that
Nexus 7 for me
Nothing for you
I'll be happy for ever with you

 

[hwy101]

A nexus 7 to give away a day
For christmas, with only 4 days to play
A gift for her, it would be nice
but my colection, would like it twice
Lloyd hear my confesion
This is my obsesion

 

[iamanoopmk]

He's making a list, he's checking it twice.

He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Android Central's coming to town.

He's got some gifts, he's got some joy

Its a nexus for sure you better not cry

Android central's coming to town

P.S : I am not good at English so I hope this qualifies to be a limerick... Cheers

 

[Diego Padilla]

There once was a boy named Diego
He DEFYs all of the odds playing senior bingo
Planed to get a HERO but had zero
and its time to watch NEO
You get the memo?

This is the best i could come up with

 

[CyberThreat]

Day 3 Limerick:

There once was a free Nexus 7
Google tablet engineered up in heaven,
Plus 25 bones to Google Play
(Almost an app for a month each day)
From AndroidCentral sha'mo please let me have it.

 

[patrickmaher]

Some call him Andy,
and that is just dandy.
Others call him Lloyd,
quite fitting for a droid.
Though Googlers that dug droid,
decided it was Bugdroid.

 

[maerlim]

There once was an Android named Lloyd
whose products I could not avoid.
I bought all I could
way more than I should
And now my wife is annoyed.