[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[bevorules]

There once was a tablet called TouchPad.
For $99, it was really rad.
A Jelly Bean ROM is there,
But its weight is a bear.
Nexus 7 is the one to be had.

 

[driver5614]

Dashing thru the store in an android frame of mind over all the people we go singing Nexus 7 Nexus 7 all the way

 

[monkey28rb]

Nexus, Nexus, blessed in Texas,
I am a Floridian who's desperate for a Nexus,
7 inches sounds about right, its not the size of the gadget,
its how well it can fight.

 

[bculp83]

There once was a nexus from Google.
A phone for people who are frugal.
iOS is stale, but clean.
But not as functional as jelly bean.

 

[tech_head]

There once was a Nexus 7
That fell out the sky from Heaven
Look where it lands
Right in my hands
If I don't win I'll wait for N eleven!

 

[Michael King]

There once was a man with an iphone
Who went to see his great uncle in Toronto,
He opened an apple map app, was thrown far off track,
he was so glad he had won a nexus at androidcentral!

 

[djsindt]

There once was a man known as Page.
He hadn't been social this age.
So he made a device
And deemed it quite nice
And now he can Tweet like a sage.

 

[billy5274]

There once was a new Nexus 7
To win it, for me, would be heaven
It was posted by Phil
And oh what a thrill
I'll keep trying till there's a new Nexus 11

 

[keilflex]

Another contest that spreads the love!
Indicative of miracles from heaven above
Even though Jerry's beard could make him look like Jesus
That doesn't mean he's just here to please us;
But his googled veins might make him say,
Here's a nexus 7 to be proud of.

 

[noahbloom]

Tis' the day it's Christmas
My gift was set in mind
But when mom got me a Lexus
I was not so kind
"Mom I said nexus not lexus!"

Could really compliment my new Verizon galaxy nexus!!!! I've never been so creative :-!

 

[cssplat]

The Nexus 7 is quite a delight,
When given to someone who will use it right,
With an EVO 3D,
And my wife's GS3,
I'll gladly this Nexus invite!

 

[cb526]

The contest guidelines aren't tall
Write an Android limerick above all
If judges deem it nicest
Add Nexus to my devices
My current tab's but Tylenol

 

[hotice]

There once was a great mobile OS
But Jobs said his was the best
Thermonuclear war
By suing galore
Couldn't stop Samsung or the rest

 

[JokerKnO3]

There once was a man with no tablet,
Being frugal's too much of a habit,
Android is my phone,
Google products in my home,
If Nexus was free I could say "I have it."

 

[Dan_O_Mite]

A tablet of seven or ten,
Would be a lov-ely thing and then,
Google Now so swell,
Sounding just like Majel,
Could tell me that I'm late again.

Here's to hoping I win!

 

[sumner929]

Here I sit, all broken hearted,
Tried to crap, but only farted,
Then one day I took a chance,
tried to fart but crapped my pants!

 

[wjptam]

A lad had no apps on his tablet from RIM,
he thought the iPad was pricey and grim,
Asked his gal for a Nexus
"Not if you want sexus"
With frowny face was her answer to him.

 

[yobyeknom]

There once was this guy
Who wanted to try
To get a Nexus for free
He took some pics,
Wrote a limerick
Please give the Nexus to me
The Aristocrats!
Thanks!

 

[mikeyonline]

I once had a touchpad
that wasn't quite bad
I then installed Jelly Bean
It became quite a scene
If I don't win I'll be sad...

 

[irishdude84]

::tunes lute::
"There was once a free Nexus 7.
Oh in receiving after winning would be heaven.
If asked to receive an iPad instead.
Oh my days would be full of dread."