[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Toronto Massage]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his Nexus in a bucket
one day he let out a scream
when with his eye he did glean
his Nexus can't work when wet... awww f@#k it!!!

 

[c177flyr]

I checked AC and found this thread
Googled "limerick" to get an example in my head
I started thinking about this Nexus 7
How if I had it, I'd be in heaven
Watching movies all day in my bed

 

[d.vann10]

There once was a guy with a EVO
Who served in the air force with people
Who could care less about the Nexus
So his only guess was
To win this contest and be peaceful!

Currently deployed.. But hey, I gave it a try!

 

[Purgatory]

I have a husky called Kavik.
His nickname is Havok.
He used to eat shoes.
But now loves all booze.
Now to teach him to drive a Civic.

 

[ziaodix]

There once was a free Nexus 7
That Android Central recieved from Heaven

It was beautiful, like a flowing stream​

As if it came straight from a dream​

I just hope you give to me the free Nexus 7

 

[stickmoney]

?Im here replying to win a nexus.
?While my wife yelling in the background. I'm so very sexist.
?Cause she just found out all my ex's live in Texas.
?Thats what happens when your young and reckless.


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[FragU]

How's this...

This Xmas I asked for a Lexus
What I got was the seventh of Nexus
As I started to play
I fell in love Christmas day
Wouldn?t trade it for all of Texas

 

[kirsch.m]

This is the story of a boy,
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!
And while I looked so sad in photographs,
I absolutely want a NEXUS,
Then I'll smile...

 

[I am Fake Jesus]

for christmas i wish for a nexus 7,
i loved the google commercials starring kevin,
bacon wrapped honey ham, im in heaven
seriously bro, just give me a nexus 7

 

[mvansluis]

There once was this Android fanboy
To him his smartphone was much more than a toy
He especially had a weak spot fot HTC
They make such beautifull devices, anyone can see
Just using his HTC One X+ fills his heart with joy

 

[Bruceap]

Seven, a nexus from google
Jelly beans dance 'round in my noodle
Project Butter, we bow
Who's laughing now?
Inspired a mini from apple

 

[superrama]

I needed an everyday tablet,
I bought an Ipad because everyone told me I needed to have it,
But I soon realized that the Ipad for everyday use was as big as Texas,
This is why I would much rather have the Nexus,
So I entered this contest in hopes that I could nab it.

 

[buggatti]

youtube is now just a touch away
maps are leading us everywhere
what have you done to our lives android
my laptop is now useless
because of this crazy thing called nexus

 

[Nubin Stanley]

Along the rivers of tablets I strayed,
Near the lands of phablets I forrayed,
Did I find one in the never ending plexus?
Right there it was... the awesome Nexus,
Ooh my Lord, ?Give me my Nexus? I prayed.
: D

 

[ebonair]

There once was a tablet from Ghershnap
His owner was fast with a tap
His ability to rhyme
Was more like a crime
But he had no desire
To settle for a Kindle Fire
Only a Nexus will do
To the rest poo-poo!

 

[faceless]

There once was a guy named Duarte
He dressed very well... well, partly
He helped to design
Tweak and refine
The OS that took over the market

i can make that last word rhyme when i say it, i swear!

 

[slywalk]

The galaxies run on jellybean
Something like I've never seen
Announce my name,
and i'll never be the same
I'll be glued to my new machine.

---
Some day i'll own you n7

 

[Thomas Ferris]

There once was a guy named Tom,
He thought android was just da bomb
He saved up his cash,
cause he so loved to flash,
and poof a nexus was born.

 

[mstrblueskys]

I'm a really big fan of my Android
The OS that has me go, "chea boi!"
I've transitioned my best
From WebOS
Just glad I'm no Apple fanboy.

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[delbajo]

There once was a man from Texas
Who replaced his G1 with a Nexus
He said with a grin "It ain't got a chin",
Then ran over his G1 with his Lexus.