[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[sjpaul]

It'd tickle my insides for oodles of hours
If I had an N7; I'd frolic in flowers
We'd sing happy time
And make stars align
Always together, unless I take shower

 

[laurel25]

There was an OS called ANDROID
The folks at Apple were annoyed
When it took market share
Made them pull out their hair
Hopes of world domination destroyed!

 

[vregan]

Santa, please fill my stocking with a new Android.
I?ve been real good, so all others avoid.
It?s the hottest tech toy and so very slick.
No others are worthy of a special Limerick.
I?ll leave you some cookies?signed your best buddy, Lloyd.

 

[myriad46]

Oh Android I love thee, let me count the ways...

I love thee when I start my day,
Waking to the alarm I got from Google Play.

I love thee while traveling to my work,
Thanks Dunkin Donuts app for paying that clerk.

I love thee while sitting in my office chair,
Streaming YouTube or Pandora right through the air.

I love thee for your widgets, big screens and custom roms,
But also because you'll still easy enough for our Moms.

So long have I loved you, it makes my heart ache,
Now as Jellybean and back to when you were just Cupcake.

I hope for all our sakes you're around for a long long time
Now, if only I could win a Nexus 7 by posting this rhyme.

 

[OneGeekInc]

I once owned a Droid Razr Max
That I used to view pictures of cats
Then a forum website said
"Use a Nexus instead!"
Now I hope to see more cats in hats

 

[leemwoo]

There is Phil and Jerry
And everyone at AC
Let christmas be merry,
With beans and jelly,
Filling up a hungry tummy!

Merry Christmas!!

 

[adamcwingert]

Why try when i'll only cry
when i don't win
this tablet so fly
so give it to me now
or my foot will go "pow!!"
when i kick you in the chin

word to tupac

 

[CDTI]

To see if I still know the trick
I?m going to write a limerick,
I own a Galaxy S,
It is already a mess.
So a Nexus 7 I want really quick.

 

[rct8787]

My friend has an IPad in possession
He says it's because of his profession
Unfortunately he doesn't know
His Ipads gotta go
My Nexus will be his new obsession

 

[tomyboombotz]

There was an Old droid of Trontucket
Who kept all his navbars in a bucket.
His droidaughter, called Tron,
Ran away with a iosTon,
And as for the TronTucket, IOStontucket.

 

[SpookDroid]

There once was a Droid from Nantucket
Who wanted a Nexus before kickin' bucket
The end of the world was right around the bend
So 25 bucks in a card would be perfect to spend
And he could take it all up and leave in a rocket

 

[grd01]

At the North Pole the Elves they were rocking
Choosing Tablets to put in your stocking
Now that Apple device, though it's really quite nice
Compares badly to Google that's shocking!

 

[cvillalta]

So here is a contest
to make you go nuts,
to have your head thinking,
to get to your heart.

And though I'm not native,
to try this I want
for this Nexus baby
could be in my hand!

For Christmas is coming
and Google does rock!
Well, thanks to Android Central
I could get some bucks

to spend on the Play Store,
to install some good games;
to watch my cute daughter
smile with amaze

at this really great toy
where Angry Birds plays
because Android Central
her heart may embrace!

So this my first post,
and certainly not last
cause thanks to Ice Cream Sandwich
my posts I can write

directly on my cell phone
or this Nexus, too.
So, please send to my home,
we're all asking you.

 

[vishaljanani]

Thou art but a grandiose heaven
Of usefulness, robustness and things other seven
Leveraging the Android fluidity to fullest
An OS which many thought was nothing but a jest
Turned thy into a force against which the iOS craven

 

[vbijelovic]

As then so now they say,
When a giant enters the frey,
The others just vanish,
He's out to punish,
The conqueror's name
The basis of fame,
Sung to the Heaven'
It's Nexus Seven!

 

[CrystalStylez]

Fruits every where, even my mother
Birthday; another apple tablet oh brother!
Wish oh wish upon a star
If only someone would get me a tablet that is up to par
An asus Jellybean tablet so I can love her

 

[jonoave]

Android devices are a hoot
Totally kicked the hats of a little red fruit
My Sony Xperia S is getting lonely
Time to find him some Android company
Like say, a little Nexus 7 would be good!

 

[Chuck3]

First time writing a limerick, so here goes nothing...

Apple claims they implemented true innovation :-\
but that statement is fake as the GameStation

The iPhone is for n00bs ​

Apple rapes consumers with no lube :-$​

Long live the GoogleAndroid Nation

 

[shahr]

Once there was this dude, Andy
Who created Android
Android made the Nexus the best
Among a sea of many.

 

[Michael Sean Christensen]

The Nexus is best which is correct
Wanting this device makes one erect
This fella wants one which is true
If it happens to me I will poo
And forever I will joyfully connect