My iphone fooled me lately
In love with it I fel
But lack of openness is killing me
I'm feeling like I'm in hell
The android platform interests me
Especially the Nexus 7
Please pick this entry as the winner
So I can get from hell to heaven.
There was once a girl who didn't know how to post pictures
Now finally she can enter, because no pictures are required
I'm sure if she had a Nexus 7 if would be easy for her ...
There once was a man who was gentle
But he was going completely Mental
Only an Android
Could fill this void
Until he got a Nexus 7 from Android Central!
He posted a challenge to vex us
In the end we might win a Nexus.
I thought and I thought,
A reason, I sought...
It's technology that actually connects us.
There once was a 7" tab called Nexus
With a price so low not to break us
AC with a week long giveaway
I would love to win one for the Holiday
Blessings and well being for all of us!
I?m not a poet and know it,
and to win a Nexus I?ll show it.
Android is better than Apple
which we know is really crap-ful
regardless of the kool-aid they?re sharin?
There was a pebble blue toy called an Android.
From the iPhone it helps to avoid.
It?s a sleek little box.
Helped me impress my wife, a fox.
And a great way to create a mind void.
This is a poem about cell phones
And no, I'm not talking 'bout iPhones
It's better to get an Android
You're free to root, hack, and mod
To it you'll be God
But always remember to Nandroid
O how I wish I could win a new toy
Because I am just a lonely boy
A nexus would be ever so grand
So don't make me play with my hand
Happy holidays and good fortune to all
Oh how I would love that new Nexus.
But a limerick? Man that'll test us.
I've never won with a poem
But for an Android I'll show 'em
And then I'll make everyone jealous.
I still don't have a single tablet
Because of my poor broke pocket
Would you share your kindness
To wake me from blindness
Of the lack of joy of having a tablet
The Android and Iphone sat on a hill
Arguing about which had the most thrill
The Iphone took a hit
He really should just quit
Since the Android outguns the Iphone at will