[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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My iphone fooled me lately
In love with it I fel
But lack of openness is killing me
I'm feeling like I'm in hell
The android platform interests me
Especially the Nexus 7
Please pick this entry as the winner
So I can get from hell to heaven.
 
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who carried his 'droid in a bucket.
It included a pocket,
And USB socket.
He carried it oft' to Pawtucket.




I'll bet at least some people were expecting something completely different. :)
 
There was once a girl who didn't know how to post pictures
Now finally she can enter, because no pictures are required
I'm sure if she had a Nexus 7 if would be easy for her ...
 
Oh how it's vexed us
Waiting for the almighty nexus.
Then it came,
I became sane,
Now lets spend days custom ROMing over xmas.
 
There once was a man who was gentle
But he was going completely Mental
Only an Android
Could fill this void
Until he got a Nexus 7 from Android Central!

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He posted a challenge to vex us
In the end we might win a Nexus.
I thought and I thought,
A reason, I sought...
It's technology that actually connects us.
 
There once was a 7" tab called Nexus
With a price so low not to break us
AC with a week long giveaway
I would love to win one for the Holiday
Blessings and well being for all of us!
 
Last year I met Ann Droid
She told me not to be annoyed
So I dissed my iPod
Gave my Razr a nod
And now I hang out with Lloyd!
 
I?m not a poet and know it,
and to win a Nexus I?ll show it.
Android is better than Apple
which we know is really crap-ful
regardless of the kool-aid they?re sharin?
 
There was a pebble blue toy called an Android.
From the iPhone it helps to avoid.
It?s a sleek little box.
Helped me impress my wife, a fox.
And a great way to create a mind void.
 
And my wife says I never write poetry....

This is a poem about cell phones
And no, I'm not talking 'bout iPhones
It's better to get an Android
You're free to root, hack, and mod
To it you'll be God
But always remember to Nandroid
 
I really hate that i missed yesterdays giveaway
i missed a chance to have a new nexus to play
but never fear
i have another chance to enter here
 
Now that we all have a Nexus
The pretty girls line up to sex us
If we'd bought an iPhone
We'd be more alone
Than the star that's the symbol for Texas
 
i once showed a girl google play
i thought it would get me a lay
instead she went to bed
with a guy who is named ted
so i used google now all day
 
O how I wish I could win a new toy
Because I am just a lonely boy
A nexus would be ever so grand
So don't make me play with my hand
Happy holidays and good fortune to all
 
Whether Galaxy, Evo or Note
Google always get to gloat
as apple is lame
with all of their games
So Android is how I vote!

Hope I win!
 
There was a man who was going crazy
Over his wife's request for IPhone
Baby get an Android!
No she said get me a white one!
 
Oh how I would love that new Nexus.
But a limerick? Man that'll test us.
I've never won with a poem
But for an Android I'll show 'em
And then I'll make everyone jealous.
 
I still don't have a single tablet
Because of my poor broke pocket
Would you share your kindness
To wake me from blindness
Of the lack of joy of having a tablet
 
The Android and Iphone sat on a hill
Arguing about which had the most thrill
The Iphone took a hit
He really should just quit
Since the Android outguns the Iphone at will

:)
 
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