[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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This one is not easy
Because poems make me dizzy
But this one I must try
For a nexus 7 none can deny
Please next contest not be poetry...
 
On a site known by name Android Central
Were some admins that were oh so tyrannical
They insisted we read
And then please take heed
Of rules that were not so nonsensical

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2012-12-19
 
Since the end of the world is near,
and a nexus tablet could be here;
Saturday morning could be nice,
especially if doomsday was a lie,
I'd be happy with my 7 and a beer
 
There once was a man from Nantucket
His Galaxy Note 2 was so long he could . . . never mind
He was happy with his phablet
But wished for a tablet
Even though it neither would fit in his pocket
 
Here is a guy named Bobby
Anything Android is his hobby
He is sick of his Nook
He'd rather read a book
Give him the Nexus and don't make him lobby!

:p
 
There once was an avid Android user
He called himself evq.003
And he constantly tried to win devices for free
But alas, he always wound up a loser
So, with conviction a new contest he'll enter
For a Nexus 7, shinny and new
To complement his Galaxy 3, Pebble Blue
Maybe Phil will award him that tablet this winter
 
there was once a geek with an addiction
he advocates android with conviction
swapped a gnex for s3
and as happy as could be
when said geek's kid instantly realized the addition
 
So I bought a great phone that would last
My HTC Evo is a blast
I signed up with Sprint
But I sure wish I didn't
Their network makes molasses seem fast
 
Concerning the Android Home screen
Of design philosphy I can glean
No squares to be had
No tiles that make me sad
It is the best I have ever seen!
 
There was a droid in a truck,
Who said, 'I'm stuck in traffic, what luck
When non-droids said, you ain't much
He stepped on the clutch,
Off that Lloyd went in his truck.
 
nexus 7 a day giveaway
tried a mug shot with no luck
then tried my android phone of one buck
maybe oh maybe this stupid limerick
will give me a chance of a new android gimmick
 
I really would like a new tablet
Because of AC I could have it
Much fun would I have
As I used my new tab
What?s better than Google?s new tablet?
 
There once was a man oh so sad,
No Nexus device did he have,
To throw birds at pigs,
With thirty two gigs,
A Seven would sure make him glad.

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There once was a man who was a mope,
Who had nothing but winning a Nexus for hope,
He entered a contest with glee,
It's an idea that may net this dream for free,
Now he felt his Nexus was in scope
 
A contest entry on day three,
he writes a limerick for all to see.
He loves all things Google,
Even though he is frugal.
So please send him a Nexus 7 for free.
 
there once was a contest for android
but I really stunk at rhyming
but I really needed that Nexus 7
so I worked and worked on my timing
and came up with this horrible limerick 7
 
There once was a mobile OS called Android :)
With a loveable mascot we nicknamed "Lloyd" :D
And the fanboys of Apple :(
Awesomeness of Android they can't grapple :cool:
Arguments with them you should avoid :-X
 
In days of old when Linux nerds were told
That the iPhone would leave people contented.
They closed their eyes and dreamt in gold
Of when the HTC Dream would be invented.


FYI: HTC Dream, first Android phone to market 16 months after the iPhone. ;)
 
There once was a tablet named Ipad,
Whose number was soon to be had.
He shed a tear,
Knowing the end was near
Long live Nexus 7 and a long nap to the pad
 
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