[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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Larry and Steve had two visions
They made many a different decision
As their companies collided
The people decided
Screw it - we like Google.
 
There was a new kid on the block named Android,
who made all of the iFans annoyed,
he could pinch to zoom,
light up the room,
and spoiled the brainwashing they enjoyed
 
There was a green toy called an Android.
if you used iPhone instead, you got hemorrhoids.
It?s a sleek box.
cool like a fox
And on top of that you got the great lloyd.
 
There once was a tablet called the Nexus
It was so shiney and so sleek
It was as cool as a Lexus
Oh wow I would love to win this for my geek
 
It came upon a wintery season
A give away set with rhyme as the reason
I offer my entry
with the rest of the gentry
To follow the rules here?s my beacon
 
Nexus 7 has been on my brain
Like Gollum and rings I'm insane
I used to be normal, but now I'm so restless
Please send us our Nexus- MY PRECIOUS!!
 
There once was a lovely OS
It was better than all the rest
With sales all over the world
And victory banners unfurled
Android certainly was the best
 
Day 3 of the contest is here!
It makes me believe Nexus7 is near.
My thoughts of Android have never been stronger.
Come to papa, i can't wait any longer.
 
Don't know if I can do this,
this may sound like piss.
A Nexus 7 would help me,
Hmm, we may have to see.
Told you this would sound like piss.
 
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who drowned her ipad in a bucket
She said with a grin
As she played with her android tablet win
Give me an Ipad I'll chuck it
 
Winning a Nexus seven,
Would be like Heaven,
One less fuss,
During the Christmas rush,
Would make the perfect present for cousin Kevin
 
Phil Said I could win a Nexus Seven
If I did, I'd sure be in Heaven
Put my playbook to rest
and give me the best
I'd skip cloud nine and go straight to eleven!
 
Android Central is giving away
A Nexus 7! It's just for today...
I would love a new tablet
with many an applet.
If I win I would scream out, "HOORAY!"
 
For Christmas I wish to bathe
in a tub o' gadgets & play
every app I download
from Google's Play Store
on my new Nexus 7. Hooray!
 
android is awesome
some haikus don't make much sense
refrigerator.

Sorry, haikus are way easier than limericks.
 
There once was a patent lawsuit.
It was pushed buy a once bitten fruit.
The companies were complaining,
The lawyers were retaliating,
And it is the consumers who ended up paying.
 
The third day of the contest wasn't easy,
Because rhyming always makes me queasy.
But a new tablet I desired,
my iPad 1 is quite tired
and now this limerick is very cheesy.
 
I want to win a nexus seven

Cant buy one because of the recession

So I made up a limerick

I hopes it me that they pick

If I win, ill be in heaven
 
There once was a group called Android,
With the future of cellphones they toyed,
Google acquired,
The devs all admired,
And Apple was truly annoyed.

Now less than a decade has passed,
We've no doubt that Android will last,
We flash and we root,
And we proudly salute,
We're the fans that Android has amassed.
 
There once was a tablet from google
Which allowed you to use your noodle
With a screen as smooth as butter
But easy to use for your mutter (Mother)
It will not cost you a boodle
 
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