[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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I am that boy named Eddie
and I always rock it steady
I once played with an iPad
it's functionality made me sad
and now for the Nexus 7 I am ready
 
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose tablet had just kicked the bucket
so he posted his story
and hoped they'd feel sorry
so to him they'd send a new Nexus-et!
 
There once was a tablet called nexus
Whose OS could be considered complexus
seven inch is the size
to be given as a prize
please send one to me I'm in Texas

(actually I live in MN but it works ;) )
 
I once had a HTC android
It really filled a void
I used google to help write this limerick
It really is a shame and gimmick.
Now please give me this electronic tabloid.
 
There once was a droid named Andy
Who was a fellow quite dandy
Down dropped Apple stock
Andy did not mock
He simply enjoyed some brandy
 
There once was a bot from Mt. View
That did everything better and new
It grew to be mighty 'Droid
'twas Apple annoyed
but fans still rejoice for the dude!
 
For Christmas, it's phones and Android.
And XBOX, tablets and Droid.
But I wrote a letter.
Told Santa he'd better.
Deliver a Nexus Seven to be toyed.
 
The legend of Siri and Lloyd,
a bygone feud of apples and droids.
Many wallets were slain,
and fanboys turned insane.
While Blackberry stood in line, unemployed.
 
There once was a free Nexus,
as sleek as a new Lexus.

I can dream of the day,
I can surf, chat, or play.

There are apps and such,
and I?d download a bunch.

But the best of part of all,
Not having to shop for one at the mall!
 
The modestly priced tablet now free
As long as it is shipped to me
A great prize from this site
That I hope with great might
Will sit under my Christmas tree
 
There once was a robot named Lloyd
Whose mobile devices all had Android
He gave a Nexus 7
To a good boy named Kevin
And the tablet was thoroughly enjoyed
 
There once was a robot named Lloyd,
Who saw in the tech world a void.
A better OS brought he
Open-source--best you see.
And he dined on a fruit-ful victory.
 
In to win, not to lose
The Nexus 7 is what I choose
Bonus gift card
Makes me get hard
AC is right, 'F' Haikus
 
There is a new tablet named Nexus
It's so easy it will not perplex us
To win one it would seem
to be extremely keen
And AC wants to give out some to us
 
One day an Android popped out of nowhere
Now Android is seen everywhere.
Sadly mostly people don't use Android well.
They get mad and switch to other platforms and call them swell.
But everyone can be happy and love android here.
Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2
 
Do you hear a sleigh bell
or is that christmas hell
Well, I'll have a nexus over ipad
an apple gift might make me sad
a nexus instead in a sleek shell.
 
There once was a tablet from "pear",
whose Shape was not circle or square,
They tried to restrain,
"You Copied!" they'd complain,
In the end the market they'd share.
 
I love myself some Jellybean Android
I can not wait to find me some Lloyd
While I am overseas
Beneath my Christmas tree!
A nexus tablet would help fill the void!
 
Android is my OS of choice
Nexus can search with my voice
Destroys other tablets
Yes it might cause bad habits
Googles Nexus will be my Roles Royce!

My Phone:

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ME:

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