[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[mbrasher]

I really would like a new N7
Oh how my geek side would be in Heaven
An iPad mini is to expensive what you get
Not to mention I think it's a piece of *&$%
And the Crackberry nation is in love with Kevin

I'm not really sure how the last part fits in...but I should get props for referring to another Mobile Nation...right ?

 

[reg0303]

While I could use this contest to be sarcastic
Winning would be rather fantastic
I?ll show the Nexus some love
Like a Lloyd sent from above
This task has proven to be bombastic.

 

[On2Vegas]

There?s a fellow we call Andy
He makes an OS sometimes named after candy
There?s other OSes I?m told
But their approach just seems old
No matter, we all think his is just dandy

 

[Typhonus]

If Santa browsed Android Central Forums
A few of the topics might bore him
But for some Nexus swag
To fill up his bag
I'm sure he'd muster some decorum.

 

[TitaniumMan]

I'm sitting at work,
And surfing Android Central like a dork,
Seeing a new giveaway I would love to have in time;
Hoping and wishing Nexus 7 will be mine,
But with my luck Phil Nickinson will pick some other wart.

 

[Danf]

So you want a really good phone,
but you don't wanna be an Apple drone,
Buy Android, be happy,

Not only is it lower cost,
google maps won't get you lost,
Buy Android, be happy

Customize to your hearts desire,
Jelly Bean will light your fire,
Be happy, Buy Android

Charge it with any micro USB,
No expensive charger that proprietary,
Buy Android, be happy

That's all I can think to say,
please box up the Nexus and send it my way,
and I'll be so happy, With Android.

 

[tag289]

there once was a google tablet nexus
and i believe that it is the bestest
i'd really love to win
if not that's a sin
would rather get punched in my solar plexus

 

[drt777]

There once was a droid in my pocket
that fell to the ground like a rocket.
It hit with a thud,
but shed no blood.
Now it looks like it met with a sprocket.

 

[Jaysus]

When I first heard of the tablet with a bean,
I ordered it quickly unseen,
it showed up post-haste,
and with no time to waste,
I quickly smudged up the screen!

 

[Blazer]

There once was a tablet called Nexus,
more popular than punk band Plexis.
Manufactured by Google
for those who are frugal,
it costs much less than a Lexus!

 

[HYNK]

There once was a free Nexus 7
You can't beat that in a recession
So I cooked up this rhyme
Didn't take too much time
Until it was in my possession.

 

[joegraziano]

I so want a Tablet
Not a silly Phablet
But a real tablet to use
And a screen not to abuse
My eyes that can't see
The need for need for anything larger
Than the Nexus 7 and it's charger

 

[roeblatt3]

There once was an android so green.
It battled a fruit very mean.
The android had bitten,
the apple became smitten.
But Andy prevailed so pristine.

 

[cptgrudge]

I once got a Tablet, a Nook,
Whose Android was skinned more for books.
Though ROMs would soon leaven,
I'd heard of this Seven!
A limerick was all that it took!

 

[axdavies]

There once was a tablet from Nantucket
Whose screen was said to have pixels that were stucket.
But alas said Android Central that you must be morose
You must be thinking of the Tablet created by the company Archos!

 

[Michfan4837]

If surely there was a gadget most needed
most wanted, begged for and pleaded
then Google's device just would be it
on my front porch I can't wait to see it
For when it's set to arrive I'll say "oh my" and "oh wow"
as I see it delivered on my Google Now
the greatest device so wanted and hot
although I do wish it had a micro sd slot
but no matter, no worries please bring it to me
I'll take one or two, hell, I'd even take three
for Nexus is bestest, its bestest you see
please bring a nexus, a nexus to me
excuse me, now I have to go pee

 

[Bernard Boldt]

There once was a sleek black toy
When using it you became an android fan boy
It was wrapped up in a 7 inch black box
You unwrapped it while eating your lox

 

[meanmrmike]

There once was a tablet from apple
That got in a sort of grapple
It fought with a nexus
Got kicked in the solar plexus
And now has its funeral in a chapel

 

[wolverine2003]

I love to use my Android
It has a wallpaper of Lloyd
A lot of times while I sit
Especially while taking a ****
Now I have bad hemorrhoids.

 

[HuskerDad3]

There once was a company in Mountain View,
they started with web searches and grew.
They're rivals tried to compete
but were met with defeat.
Android is what they aspire to.