[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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There once was a cool robot named Lloyd
He gave presents out that everyone enjoyed
A Nexus 7 over here
A Nexus 7 over there
Now all the boys and girls love Android


Hope I win!
 
I know that it's green; not a fruit
It's new and others follow suit
With graphics and speed
it's all that you need
It's Android; give Apple the boot!

-BroncoP3t3
 
My Blackberry seems to be crashy
And iOS just too damn flashy
So Android will be
The OS for me
A Nexus - that wouldn't be too trashy!
 
To use my fingers two at a time
To swipe, zoom and rhyme
To never use an apple sour
Whose founder became quite dour
When bested by a little green robot in no time

Sent from my HTC One X+ using Android Central Forums
 
Enjoy:


I told my ice cream sandwich goodbye
It was time to upgrade I could not deny
Though very keen
Was the jelly bean
I?m ready for some key lime pie
 
I once was a good 'ole Apple Fanboy
Who thought that anything they made was the best toy.
But then came around,
a most joyous and unexpected sound.
A little green droid that brought me lots of joy.
 
There once was a fellow named Dave
Whose name rhymed with behave
A Nexus 7
Would be heaven
For this young fellow named Dave
 
There once was a Nexus 7 named Snapple.
Who ate an Apple.
But the companies fought,
To be bought.
They were too caught up, I just want sample.
 
I've never owned a Nexus in my life
And I've also never had a wife
But who needs the latter
With that god awful chatter
Not to self: recite to women without a knife
 
I can't believe I'm doing this
for a chance at a Nexus
But this seems to be only way
for me to see
a sweet and smooth Jelly Bean Upgrade!
 
I love to use Google play
Glad that I finally found the way
Using iTunes
Is for buffoons
Android is here to stay

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Android Central Forums
 
Eloquent, I am not
This contest has me nearly overwrought
Winning a Nexus would be great
If only it was my fate
But hey, at least I gave it a shot!
 
Three brothers bouncin down the shore
No names just numbers they bore
4, 7 and 10
Seven fell in
He is gone for sure
 
As I sit and watch the snow
I hope AC really does go
Straight to my posting
Send a Nexus for hosting
So my collection does grow.
 
My android phone is a hoot
It comes with a camera and touchwiz to boot
The one that I carry
is oh so savvy
I wouldn't give it up for any amount of loot
 
There once was a tablet from Google
It was so good we called it Strudle
It got on the web
And into our head
And now it is called McDoodle

Best I can do guys. Cheers!
 
Forget the Nexus I want the gift card
But a new tablet I'd never discard
I'll go to sleep grinning
If I'm Charlie Sheen "Winning"
Who knew that writing limericks was this hard?
 
Hopefully this qualifies as a limerick. If not, still think it is worthy of winning me that Nexus 7.

Android is amazing and full of fun.
It rocks and rolls and is great for on the run.
The UI is cool and smooth as butter.
Unlike IOS that is clunky and feels like a gutter .
So jump aboard and give it a ride because in the end you will be totally satisfied.
 
There once was a Nexus to win
This forum you must post within
Once more I will try
If lose I will cry
No tablet to fuel my grin
 
A mobile OS was developed by Google
To learn in the beginning you?d have to?well?.Google
Then came a fella named Lloyd
And he filled the void
To share all the knowledge from?..Google!
 
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