[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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I rooted and flashed my One X
to make it feel like a Nexus
I'd love an original Nexus
that too with a bigger chassis...
hope this works, though it sucks.. :):D:-!:cool:
 
Oh android, android, where are thee android.
To not be in my life would be such a void.
So please, please send the N7 my way.
Then I could have a Merry Androidmas Day.
Now let's hope my dream isn't destroyed.
 
My phone is running Jelly Bean
Its super fast and super clean
My decided on an iPhone
Now all she does is groan.
She should have gone with the green.
 
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who couldn't win a turd in a bucket,
He still hopes to win,
With a Nexus he'd grin,
If he doesn't, the winner can just suck it
 
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there once was a nexus with no owner
he lay wasted like a printer sans toner
then to his surprise
a contest arised
and the person who won got a boner
 
What phone always is so fun, My Android
Yet so resourceful to get any job done, My Android.
Which is the best without a doubt,
And could not imagine a life without.
The phone that comes out #1, My Android!
 
As a droid fan, I love to play with my toys
Each device I own brings me much joy
I hope I win this contest
It would be the best
If I don't win, Christmas I will destroy!
 
While scanning the forums with Lloyd
I saw a nexus 7 with android
and speaking of a new tablet
the ipad just can't hack it
unless it takes a tech steroid.
 
There once was a company called Apple
Though many us said Crapple
They wanted to rule
Turns out Android is cool
And a Nexus is really quite ample
 
Light green was a man named Lloyd,
Whose company promoted Android,
It was better than Mac,
And easily hacked,
And left Jobs as confused as Freud.

Sent from my EVO using Android Central Forums
 
I woke up to the ringtone
from my Samsung Galaxy phone
If I had a Nexus 7
I could wake up after eleven
if I'm not in bed alone.
 
There once was a prize
Before my very eyes.
A sleek Nexus 7
To win would be heaven
So to enter must be very wise.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Android Central Forums
 
There once was a tablet named NEXUS
IF a car, it would be called a Lexus
stylish and slick
the graphics are sick
and memory as big as all Texas.

OK it sucks, but there aren't many words that rhyme with nexus.
 
There once was a tablet named Nexus,
who ate iPad Minis for breakfast.
But the Chinese parts got stale,
and tasted like hay in a bale.
So give me this tablet and I?ll feed it Toast from Texas.
 
There once was free Nexus tablet
Whose owner had not been picked out yet.
I volunteer to be its mother,
And love it like no other,
the preferential treatment over its ipad sibling being a sure bet.
 
There was a scratch on the widow
And all through the house
Were seven Nexus 7 sleeping
Than all of a sudden Santa appeared
To leave me a new tablet
All good Cheer.
 
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The once was a tech nerd named Kevin
Who wanted some pure Android heaven
Four point two is rad
Who needs an iPad?
So send him a free Nexus 7!
 
Apple left a void,
so in stepped Android.
Jelly Bean made it quicker,
Cupertino has never felt sicker.
Tim Cook is annoyed.
 
Android is the best OS on the Planet
With all the awesome features in its Pocket

New versions are served with Deserts
Slow Updates always Hurts

Green Robot with Jelly Bean in its Belly
Grows in size Daily

Nexus is a pure Google Experience
Giving New OEM to built Nexus Device is Google's Brilliance

Windows try to attack with a DroidRage
Which Turned out to be OutRage

Android will be always a Success
Which will give Apple life long Distress
 
Android is the best,
blackberry is a mess,
apple sux really bad,
windows is just a laugh,
if you see someone with a android phone,
it's because that's the only OS to own.
 
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