[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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There once was a tablet called Nexus
Which we can all agree is the nicest
So send it my way,
Sometime today
So that I can have the best gift this Christmas!

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There was a green robot
Who fought a red fruit a lot
When asked why this was
The robot did pause
Then said "The fruit must be taught!"
 
There once was a tablet from 'Tino,
Its specs and pixels were lean-o.
The Nexus is awesome,
Apple's, a possum,
To enjoy it requires much vino.
 
There once was an OS from Google,
at which all the tech folks would ogle.
and when they got fined,
a fruit company lost their mind.
and now i want toaster strudel......
 
There once was an OS from Google.
Much cheaper and an option for the frugal.
For those who want choices,
Pick up a Nexus 7...
and your tablet will feel like heaven.


:p
 
The Nexus 7 is the tablet to beat
Let me tell you, have a seat
So much power, in such a small size
Try it out , you won't believe your eyes!
Prepare to be swept off your feet.
 
There once was a tablet by Google
Loved the price cuz I'm kinda frugal
IPad's such a bore
Android does so much more
And half eaten fruit prices are brutal.
 
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When I first got my hands on an Android,
I'll admit, I wasn't a fanboy
But the more that I use it
Excuse me.. abuse it,
There's no doubt it's the ultimate man-toy.



Good luck to all! Go Android!
 
damnit. I wrote a long-ass poem.

But isn't a limerick a poem? so I'm still good right? right? I mean I used brain cells I didn't know I still had to write that.
 
My Nexus comes straight from the Galaxy,
I have more ROMs than you can count, you see.
It's hard to beat my Nexus running Jellybean,
Runs faster than anything you've ever seen.
When you're searching for a winner, just pick me!
 
There once was a contest on this site
where all things Android excite.
I'm really quite frugal
but to win this from Google
will make my holidays bright!
 
A poser who had an iPod
Showed it to a friend - expecting awe
But like a punch to his solar plexus
The other dude whipped out a nexus.
Which was already running on quad
 
There once was man who lost his job and was full of hate.
He wanted to give his daughter for Christmas a brand new slate.
A Nexus 7 giveaway
Android Central saved the day
And it wasn't a second too late.
 
Here's a tale of a Nickinson named Phil
A man of great cheer and goodwill
He's the great guru of Android
His little green son is named Lloyd
And he lives somewhere East of Hickory Hill


:cool:
 
I am currently stroking a Bean
Which was previously covered in Cream
Honeycomb we skipped over
Bread-of-Ginger's the world over
Pre-Froyo was disparetly lean
 
There once was a free Nexus 7
Whose awesomeness ran to eleven
Alas I have not the money
To buy it for my honey
Unless I win one from Phil Nickinson
 
oh to have some key lime pie
the fruity drones would surely sigh
so jealous and powerless
their phones so clueless
maybe next year they'll give it a try
 
She was a spry little phone,
Although the launch was blown,
it came down to Texas,
They called her a Nexus
Freedom from Apple now known.
 
There once was a phone with an "i"
sold by some really smart guys;
people lined up to pay
waiting all night and day
to get the GBs and WiFis.

:cool:
 
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