Right. You don't care, but you spent three posts on humor so far. You care so much your head is bursting.
Here's on topic: Even if this dude is sitting there staring at the home screen with nothing running, 9 hours SOT is incredible. Add bluetooth streaming music, and it's even crazier. His App percentages are lining up with what mine look like, just with much longer durations.
So he either:
A) Has a Jesus battery, which happens from time to time
B) Is full of it, and has been running a well done hoax
C) LG mis-spec'd the battery, or did great with the software, or whatever answer results in awesome battery life.
Android has made some amazing advancements in battery life. A few months ago the idea of charging my phone, unplugging it before going to bed, and waking up with 98% battery was impossible.
In all three cases, you made your skepticism known, and since you are doing precisely zero to disprove the claim, you haven't added anything to the discussion in about 3 pages. I AGREE WITH YOU, I think best buy sucks is doing something different that is skewing the results, but I'm rooting for him because you've become a thread-dementor, and there isn't much happiness left for you to feed on.
best buy suuucks sounds like a hyper 13 year old with his overflowing exclamation points, obvious LG fanboy-ism, and blind glee. But your preachy attack on sarcasm makes you sound worse, like a bitter old man complaining that they don't make cars like they used to while shaking your fist at sarcasm.