There's a storm brewing...

[WhitePhone]

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

The wicked witch of the west......??

 

[Geeksy]

Hmmm. Is the one man in a coffin? The others pall bearers?

Nailed it. PUNS!

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

A bonfire

 

[Chrisy]

Did I get the shelterless one?!

 

[sammy303]

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

fire

 

[inline6power]

What work can a painter never quite finish?

 

[jayheartxo]

What work can a painter never quite finish?

Wood?

 

[inline6power]

Wood?

try again

 

[green77]

What work can a painter never quite finish?

Painting

 

[SUB-dawg]

A man rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How does he do it?

 

[Chrisy]

Horse name Friday. Can't get the painter one!

 

[inline6power]

Painting

nope try again

 

[jayheartxo]

A man rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How does he do it?

His means of transportation is named Friday.

 

[PJnc284]

This is going way too fast for my brain

 

[green77]

A man rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How does he do it?

Friday is his horses name

 

[umbasa]

A man rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How does he do it?

horses name is Friday.

 

[WhitePhone]

A man rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How does he do it?

The horse's name is friday. Heard this one before.

 

[Chrisy]

Someone get the painter riddle! I'm thinking.

 

[Geeksy]

What work can a painter never quite finish?

Their life story.

A man left his hotel room to look for his car. Without help from artificial lighting or the moon he was able to find his pitch black vehicle. How?

 

[jayheartxo]

Green beer sounds disgusting. The lime in my Corona will be green, however.

 

[umbasa]

all of you beat me to it.