ThunderBolt Anonymous Thread.

[robrecht]

Hi, my name is Tiger Woods. Any cute chicks here? By the way, what's all this nonsense about phones, anyway?

 

[akira751]

What problem??? I don't know why I'm here. My Storm 1 works great, you guys just don't understand battery pulls. 20 pulls a day is not bad. Just leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm used to phone not working all the time.:-!

 

[Cory Streater]

Hi my name is Cory. I will be driving each of you to rehab today so pack a suitcase and get ready.

 

[anon(2632)]

Hi my name is Cory. I will be driving each of you to rehab today so pack a suitcase and get ready.

I don't have a suitcase, i had to sell it to buy the bolt. Figured i wouldn't need it as i am not going anywhere anytime soon. I will be stuck for at least a few months waiting here for the software update to fix whatever is messed up at launch that is holding the phone up. Then there will be the waiting on root, then the daily's...

I'm gonna be busy for a while, so i will just come as i am. I don't have a problem.... just along for the ride

 

[MarksFX4]

Hi! My name is Mark and I have a problem. I dream of a Thunderbolt and see it in visions of madness. I hear the word spoken and written everywhere I go. I know I have a problem and I have already packed my suitcase, I am ready for help.

 

[prakash99]

Hi my name is Cory. I will be driving each of you to rehab today so pack a suitcase and get ready.

Cory, please sign me up. I don't have money to pay for it though as I am saving for TB. Will you sponsor me, please? Or else I will go mad.

 

[Comineeyeaha]

Hi, my name is Brian and I'm a bolt addict. It started when I found the Incredible HD. I neglect work and my family to visit the forum for any scrap of information. It makes me angry when I least expect it. Recently, while trying to visit the forums on my storm, I got so mad at it that I threw it in the garbage can. I retrieved it, but still...

 

[prakash99]

AC should seriously consider assigning a shrink for us members.

 

[chronic illusionz]

Hello. My name is Thomas. And I have a disease called "Cantbewithoutthephonethatsaftermydreamphoneaphobia".

I don't know what to do. I've had this since Mid-January when I first laid eyes on the Thunderbolt. I'm praying in March HTC/Verizon/Best Buy come up with a cure. Doesn't seem likely.

 

[empinball]

I'm Bryan, owner of a past it's prime LG eNv3.

I honestly don't have an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, I only visit this site when I'm alone or with somebody and only on days that end in Y.

As far as I know, a Kernel is nothing more than a guy in the white suit and bow tie who cooks chicken and Rooting is what I do every fall Saturday when my favorite team takes the field. Ok maybe I do have a problem because my rooting typically involves consumption of copious amounts of adult beverages and in that case I've got the wrong support group......sorry.

In closing, is there any significance in the fact that I've been having this reoccurring dream (some may call it a nightmare) every night for the last week. I'm climbing on roof tops all over town, during an electrical storm, trying to connect large cables to a single hub. Every time I get the last cable plugged in at the hub, a cable dislodges from one of the towers across town.......

 

[Cory Streater]

AC should seriously consider assigning a shrink for us members.

Cory, please sign me up. I don't have money to pay for it though as I am saving for TB. Will you sponsor me, please? Or else I will go mad.

I don't have a suitcase, i had to sell it to buy the bolt. Figured i wouldn't need it as i am not going anywhere anytime soon. I will be stuck for at least a few months waiting here for the software update to fix whatever is messed up at launch that is holding the phone up. Then there will be the waiting on root, then the daily's...

I'm gonna be busy for a while, so i will just come as i am. I don't have a problem.... just along for the ride

Lol @ you guys!

 

[Koato]

I like to rip up the picture of a t-bolt in bestbuy ads and snort the peices

 

[Koato]

I wake up in random parts of town three hours later dressed as Zeus..

needless to say my gf left me.

 

[Nitros7]

I wake up in random parts of town three hours later dressed as Zeus..

needless to say my gf left me.

Great Odin's beard, thats a problem!!!!

 

[delynnie]

Oh this is too Fun! Hi I am Delynn and I am A Bolt addict!!
I can't seem to get a grip on life! I live for Android central
forums. My emails are out of control, my friends on FB think
I disappeared! I have been following this phone since Oct.
when it was the Dinc HD/Mecha! Please I need help, and I
am really glad I am not in this alone!!!

 

[swamp]

Hi, my name is Mike, and I am a Boltaholic. (Step 1: Admit you have a problem.)

Hi I'm Marshall. I believe that Verizon Management can and will announce an official release date in March. (Step 2. Realize a higher power can restore our sanity.)

 

[Chris Kerrigan]

Hi, I'm Chris. I flip flop on getting this phone more than John Kerry.

 

[amotter]

Hello, my name is Adam, during the day I am a clinical psycholgist specializing in therapy for OCD patients. I have had an issue since around Christmas when I was surfing for upcoming phones for me and my wife to upgrade to. After work, I sit and read AC threads, google "HTC Thunderbolt", I have also developed a nervous twitch.

 

[mpf]

Hello, my name is Mike and my family told me you guys could help. They say I've been addicted to this phone that doesn't exist -- but they just don't understand. I've written programs for it, I've dreamed about it, and from my Storm should come a Thunderbolt, right? Really, I'm ok, I'm just here because they said this place could help.

 

[th0r615]

Hi my name is Thor and I demand my bolt. kthx.