I have a nice tale...
I wanted a DNA. I'm on T-Mobile. I went to a VZW corporate store to buy the phone full retail with no service. Rep looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language and passed me off to a manager. He flat out refused to sell it to me without service. Refused. Told me to try Best Buy. (It should be noted that at no point did I mention using it on another carrier.)
I did try Best Buy, turns out they don't carry it in store.
Tried a VZW official retailer, they said all their devices are sold to them attached to contracts and therefore couldn't sell it to me (which btw is nonsense).
Called VZW customer service and both their sales rep and a customer service rep were dumbfounded by my request and finally confirmed that even they could not sell me the device.
Thoroughly pissed at this point, I returned to the VZW corporate store with the intention to buy it full retail and open a new line, then immediately cancel it. Right there. While smirking, naturally.
Alas...this was not to be, not quite anyway. I posed my request to buy it full retail and open a new line. Again, it was as if I were speaking a martian tongue, so the rep went to get a manager (a new one this time).
He proceeded to ask me why I want to buy it full retail. He kept trying to milk me for an explanation and then spin it around to try to convince me to sign a contract instead. Finally accepting my made up story that I was buying it for a far away relative, he disappeared to the back for close to 25 minutes (with no status updates), supposedly to "see what he could do."
Upon returning to me, he said that he believed it was my intention to cancel service after buying the device and that he therefore could not and would not sell it to me.
Excuse me what?
Trying to keep cool, I calmly asked where in Verizon's company policy it stated such a thing. He snidely said, "I could look it up." I replied, "Yes, please do." Looking visibly aggravated, he again disappeared into the abyss that is the Verizon back room for another half an hour...again with no updates. In fact, upon asking other reps if they could check on the progress, I would see them turn around, whisper to one another, and reply that they were sure he'd be out shortly (but they couldn't be bothered to actually go check).
Unwilling to back down at this point, I waited it out. Finally he emerged. Carrying the phone. He handed me off to a sales rep and stormed off.
Needless to say, my feelings toward Verizon could not possibly be any worse: they're AT&T level.
Sent from my HTC Droid DNA on T-mothaf***ing-Mobile