I go way back, all the way back to June 2009. It was a time when Lady Gaga was thought to just have 1 set of goods, a time when Apple had that thing called an iPhone 3GS, a time when Conan O'Brien was the host of The Tonight Show (We miss you Coco). My first smartphone was the Palm Pre. Man did that phone SUCK! It rarely even made phone calls (probably on par with the iPhone).