Are you kidding? I NEED the two way video; umm, no, the simultaneous voice/data...no, no, wait - the 4G Wimax...
Actually, I need this phone for all of the above - and so I can destroy my friend's iPhone!
In fact, I will call this new invention - the iPhone-destroyinator!!! Together we will RULE the Tri-State area! Ahhh-hahaha; cough, um excuse me...