Need for Speed
I need some assistence, so please help a brother out.
What I'm looking for in the EVO I know without a doubt.
I have a talent that is similar to, oooh sooo, many guys.
But my uniqueness in speed is what should win me the prize.
With this skill of mine, too often I'm left begging on my knees.
My wife lovingly calls it my "Foot in Mouth Disease."
"Do these pants make me look fat, and do you like my hair?"
The speed at which I get in trouble is beyond compare.
My mouth is engaged so much sooner than my brain.
So what could help me avoid all of this pain?
I have a lame flip phone and iPod Touch, you know.
It's useless without wifi, and oh so very slow.
But the "Now Network" in hand, with the fastest device,
Would help me save face and help me think twice.
The blazing new speeds, the right responses I could find.
My wife's words for me would be lovely, tender, and kind.
Order flowers online, reserve spa time for my spouse.
One solution in hand to keep me out of the dog house.
A super fast network, with Android apps on the EVO 4G.
Oh MAN! Life would be sweet with a mouth that's foot free.
Would I also surf the web, browse music, and play games? YOU BET!
But married life could continue without me even breaking a sweat.
I've never owned a smartphone, so this would be my first.
I'm ready for my flip phone to leave me in a hearst.
Oh Samsung M300, you have served me far too long.
But now I feel the bottom of a well, is right where you belong.