I pray to ye, Gods of The 'Droid, to bestow upon mineself this token of your greatness, so that I may use it to spread your gospel and bring your beautiful green light to those hidden in the shadow of the apple!
I respectfully request entry and subsequent winning of this contest. It will make a delightful centerpiece in an under privileged home. (While I would love to have it, I know someone who *needs* it!)