I have a 1970 Blackberry Curve 8330 AMC Gremlin!
That's right! It's a rare breed indeed! American Motors designer Richard Teague ? remember that name ? and co-CEO Mike Lazaridis together were responsible for some of the coolest cars and smartphones of the era. The Gremlin and the Curve hybrid was not either of them. AMC was profoundly in the weeds at the time, and the Gremlin was the company's attempt to beat Ford and GM to the subcompact punch. The Curve was one of the most popular smartphones in the world (albeit ahead of it's time in 1070). To save time and money, Teague's design team and Lazaridis engineering team basically whacked off the rear of the AMC Hornet with a cleaver and surgically attached it to the Curve 8329 (a number few people know).
The result was one of the most curiously proportioned, Frankenstein [not so] "smart"-phones ever, with a long low snout, long front overhang and a truncated tail, like the tail snapped off a salamander, no Wi-Fi, and get this, a TRACKBALL! Cheap and incredibly deprived ? with a vacuum-operated web browser, no less ? the Curve Gremlin was also awful to talk on, with a heavy six-cylinder speaker phone and choppy, unhappy handling due to the loss of on board application memory in the back.
The Curve Gremlin was quicker than other sub-smartphones but, alas, that only meant you heard the jeers and laughter that much sooner.
Winning the HTC Incredible for me would be like traveling from a time of fly collars and analog to Twitter and Snapdragon.
And I'll videotape (I'm still in the past. We videotape) the unboxing for you to post on AC!