Why I should win the Droid
I should win the Droid Incredible because:
I am tired of looking into the 2X3inch screen of my Bberry Bold 9000.
I am tired of waiting to load Android Central on the super slow ATT network while I read "Requesting" or "Loading Data" on the generic blue and white bar at the bottom of the screen (I can grow a beard faster.)
I am tired of the track ball that seems to move the cursor in the opposite direction.
I am tired of the scheduled and unscheduled Bberry outages only to wake up the next morning with my in-box full of every message I ever received in the last 2 years.
I am tired of the 2.0 mpx camera that is absolutely useless.
I am tired of Blackberry App World.
But worst of all, I am tired of calling customer service in an attempt to resolve outage issues, being placed on hold for 43 minutes only to be transferred to the Bberry gurus in Canada who would tell me that it would cost $49.99 just for me to speak to them because I was not transferred by an ATT rep. Wait what??!!!
I want a phone that I can look at and not have to squint (I have 20/20 vision, I shouldn?t be squinting.) I want a snap dragon. I want a phone camera thats above 5 mpx. I want to be able to take pictures of bar codes and see what the product costs. I want to be able to take my finger and press ?check out? after purchasing the entire Seinfeld box set from my cell phone. I want people to look at my phone and ask me ?is that an iphone?? and my reply to be ?can the iphone do this:? as I turn off the lights and take a picture of their shocked faces with my Droid Incredible.
I have suffered, I think we?ve all suffered. If I don?t get the Incredible I think ATT and Blackberry should send me a voucher for a 1 month free with Verizon plan plus a rebate card worth enough to purchase the Incredible. Or you can just select this rant as your random winner and save me the trouble of having to deal with Luke Wilson again.