LG VX8350, BRAH.
This phone is built like a tank. I've thrown it as far as I could on a grassy field, recovered it a few dozen yards later, and made a call with it. One morning this past summer, I found it floating screen-down in a puddle of water in the skirt of the mosquito net surrounding my seasonal outdoor home. I left it in the sun for a day, and it hasn't quit yet. A little foggy sometimes, but hey, who isn't? The bluetooth profiles are all unlocked by the factory, so I can use the tiny 32MB of storage as a wireless flash drive! It may sound like I don't want to upgrade, but here's the thing — I want to quit while I'm ahead. I don't want to throw the phone at some assailant in an alley someday, only to find it crushed and broken. If I can replace it now, I will never have anything but rosy memories about it. AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME.