I will be temporarily a god among men
Well, with my brand new HTC Incredible, I would use Square (squareup.com), the new app/dongle that will let me take clients' credit card payments directly through my phone. With the vast improvement in convenience this will provide to my clients (I own a bodywork business), I'll have time and money to invest in fabulous trips in the real world, for which I'll use Google navigation capability on Android. While I'm waiting for my amazing meal at a restaurant I could never have afforded prior to my new life with the HTC Incredible (and which I found through the app OpenTable), I'll go through Facebook and navigate my incredibly fantastic online social life while my beautiful date is in the bathroom sprucing herself up. After dinner, we'll navigate our way to a dance venue (there's an app for that, I'm sure) in the fabulous vacation town of Awesomeville (thanks, really sweet app # 24003) and take pictures and video of ourselves getting crazy on the dance floor with the Incredible's 8 MP camera, which I'll instantly upload to my ever-growing fan base. After a weekend of bliss and long brunches and downtime perusing my favorite blogs on the Incredible, sharing interesting tidbits, factoids and photos with my admiring honey, I'll catch up on email, drive us home (navigating again with Google, having forgotten how I got there due to the awesomeness and the remnants of a hangover, which I'll realize belatedly I should have looked up a recipe for dealing with using Spark Recipes' app for instance) and get started with my work week, accepting clients who are contacting me through email, phone calls, and social networking. All the while, I'll bask in the glow of admiration by peers and the thrill of owning the top of the line Android phone, oblivious to the fact that in a matter of weeks, someone will pull out an even better phone giving me a massive inferiority complex, possibly causing me to lose my fabulous girlfriend as I descend into a pit of despair and self-neglect, which I'll attempt to soothe by delving deep into the internet for help and distraction using the still quite fabulous and speedy powers that HTC's Incredible offers me.