Because of all the varying experiences I'm beginning to entertain the thoughts that the primary issue might have been the installation process itself. IOW, the patch was never installed properly to begin with. Maybe due to programming glitches, maybe due to hardware issues.
I doubt that you're old enough to remember this, but... as an IT guy I remember a time when flashing anything was a somewhat risky procedure. The risk was that back then they had not perfected flash memory. There was no such thing as a "flash drive". The point is that the technology used to hold data in a PCs BIOS and Modems (i.e. 300bps/1200bps era) was often defective. The factory would load the BIOS/Modem/Non-Volatile memory (whatever you want to call it) and if it succeeded it was out the door. If it failed the non-volatile memory (flash memory) was replaced until it succeeded. Then it was out the door. However, often, when a "flash update" was released, it was larger than the original firmware, taking up additional (non-tested) space on the non-volatile memory chip (EPROM-
erasable programmable read only memory). If the chip had a defective spot in it, it would fail. Then, back to the factory it had to go. Warnings to this effect usually accompanied the "update instructions". This theory would also account for VZW saying to "just replace the unit" for these reboots.
Bottom line... "what-if" some of the TBolts had some bad EPROM memory?
Another theory... the installation program itself, like virtually all programs today have what is called "error checking" as part of the code. For example: "IF ABC succeeds, DO XYZ, ELSE PRINT Error occurred". "What-if" the TBolts MR1 update had some bad installation code missing some errors? It may write some of the data but not all. Then, when a certain set of circumstances were true (i.e. sequence of events Wifi/3G/4G, Video, etc.) when the system needed that code that was not there - BOOM, Reboot.
Anyway, my only point is that this whole issue and people's experiences has been so varied it does kinda sound like it could have been some unpredictable non-repeatable circumstance like this.
We'll probaby never know... just thinking out loud I guess
-Frank