I think he's telling us about an unexpected homoerotic encounter he had at the Verizon store...
Seriously though, as we near 200 pages on this thread, still without any of the supposed inventory leaks Phil said were coming (again, not blaming him, just saying), I think its interesting to take a step back and see the thread has actually gone.
The fact is, the Bionic itself is now one of the side-topics of this thread. Despite all this interest, Motorola has so utterly failed to stoke the flames with even the smallest hint of anything official that many people have lost interest. Many people in this thread, myself included, have already given up and either purchased a Charge or something similar, or have decided to wait for something bigger and better than the Bionic. With the sheer lack of info from Moto, this thread has turned into honest speculation about Moto's ability to deliver a competitive product, or if they even know how to be a player in this game, and arguments over whether various assumed specs of the Bionic are better or worse than the competition.
Interest is waning, focus has shifted off the product, and many people have already moved on. I think that fact speaks greater volumes about Moto's ability to compete than anything else. You have no business hyping a product that's supposed to shake up the industry and be THE device to get if you can't actually deliver it, or any other competitive product, in a reasonable time frame, not to mention the extremely generous time frame they've already had.
At this point I'm still in this thread because its interesting, the Bionic's release date is already irrelevant to me. It was an exciting superphone when first announced, capable of blowing everything else out of the water. Even in late April, when they announced the "redesign" (aka, failure), it was still really exciting, and the promise of something to beat out even the latest competition was very tempting. But now this phone won't be coming out until all the other manufacturers have had powerful dual-cores of their own out for some time, all with various special features of their own. So I don't see how it can be anything more than an equal competitor by this fall.
Remember also that its not about the specs of the phone, its how well you can sell it. All of these other phones have been well-detailed and hyped up in preparation for their release. We heard about them a few months ago, saw pictures, saw specs, read press releases, saw hands-on videos, and release dates. Now they're coming out or soon to release, and interested consumers are excited for their release. Compare this to Moto, who announced a device in February, hyped it a bit, cancelled it in April and swept it under the rug, only to announce it would be "redesigned". They haven't said anything since then, and we've had one set of leaked pictures, and trustworthy rumors of a mid-August release. Its pretty hard to stay excited about something you saw in February all the way through August, and the average consumer doesn't go digging through pages of posts on enthusiast message boards to find rumors and leaks about a device they are considering.
So they're very slow in bringing a device to market that should match the competitors specs, but recent devices give cause for us to worry about the hardware, and it also has zero marketing. Sounds like a real plan for success...
It'd be great if Moto gets the next Nexus, seems like they'll need it at this point just to get their head back above-water. It really doesn't look like the Bionic will be enough at this late date.
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